Anna

📍London

[Anna @AnnaaCatrin]

@rpudds7 Alright landlord

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

More three-word horror stories:

Jumped the queue
You’ll be fine
Just a trim
How are you?
A quick word
Out of milk
Might be fun
Rail replacement bus
Have a dance
Back to Brussels
Contact customer support
View current balance
Meet and greet
You look well
Honestly, you choose

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Yesterday: Eat 50,000 calories
Today: Brisk walk

That’ll sort it

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

Never forget what that £4.2 billion could have been spent on:

🔹840k hip replacements
🔹91k nurses
🔹91k paramedics
🔹78k doctors
🔹4200 CT scanners
🔹2100 MRI scanners
🔹12 entire NHS hospitals

What a grotesque waste of taxpayers' money. The lives that could have been saved.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

BMW begins stockpiling parts in case of no-deal Brexit, with the exception of indicators - which its cars don’t have.

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

It's coming home

[Anna @AnnaaCatrin]

@HealeySacha with Nutella...NO

[Anna @AnnaaCatrin]

@HealeySacha every good prime minister can find Wally #bestquality

[Anna @AnnaaCatrin]

@HealeySacha no problem...very intellectually stimulating I thought ;)

[Anna @AnnaaCatrin]

@HealeySacha......azarenka.... #nowords #ausopen

[Anna @AnnaaCatrin]

@HealeySacha #teamvika althought Ivanovic could now get to the end

[Anna @AnnaaCatrin]

@HealeySacha serena williams.....SERENA WILLIAMS!!!!! #shocker

[Anna @AnnaaCatrin]

@HealeySacha can you message me your uni address? I need to send you your Christmas present #betterlatethannever

[Anna @AnnaaCatrin]

@bluebell1465 posh nanny country until April I'm afraid :/

[Anna @AnnaaCatrin]

@bluebell1465 😍

[Anna @AnnaaCatrin]

@HealeySacha NORWAY!! Well I wasn't expecting that! #keptthatquiet

[Anna @AnnaaCatrin]

@HealeySacha you free anytime this week for a catch up? #leavingsaturday

[Mitten d'Amour @MittenDAmour]

How to cook the perfect amount of pasta:
1. Pour out how much you think you need
2. Wrong