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[The Rock Revival @TheRockRevival_]

08:03 tomorrow when a greatest hits album gets announced instead…

https://t.co/T0qdXYssZi

[𝐬𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚💜✨ @sashluvssan]

me bc the oasis reunion rumours are sounding a little TOO true

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Dweeby losers will see a 0.0000221% chance of something bad happening instead of a 0.00000045% chance and use this to justify missing out out on profoundly fun and enriching experiences

[Sam Cahn @samcahntent]

Larry David himself couldn’t come up with a funnier bit than this

[sahir @sahir2k]

i wrote an extension to detect Sydney Sweeney on your feed and swap it with Mao Zedong

[Stu Cameron @stucam7771]

Let me tell you a story from 2016 about British politics that has a lot in common with current American politics.

The UK was one of the original members of the European Union in 1973, in 2016 we voted to leave, by 51.9% to 48.1%. Now this was a referendum with one vote -

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

During a rally this week, Trump couldn’t remember what day it was, mocked Nikki Haley's deployed husband, and said he'd encouraged Russia to attack our NATO allies.

Not great.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Three years ago today.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

put this man on the no fly list NOW

[James O'Malley @Psythor]

Move over, Sagrada Familia, I have a new favourite religious building.

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

What a disgusting government we have. And she - deliberately - seeks to be the most disgusting of all of them. Because that is how to become leader when Sunak is gone. Awful awful people wrecking a once great country.

[Podcast Secrets of the Pharaohs @PodcastPharaohs]

Reading Twitter over the last few weeks

[Luka Ivan Jukic @lijukic]

Incredible how Lukashenko’s sons are literally the two types of Eastern European man

[Andrew Hunter Murray @andrewhunterm]

If I was worried about people comparing me to 1930s Germany, my next move probably wouldn't be to shut down all criticism on the national broadcasting service

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

What a dreadful generation of wet, weak, snowflakes this shower are. An embarrassment to 300 years of parliamentary debate. Would sooner cry for apologies and sackings than actual mount a defence of their own policies.

[doggo @rpudds7]

Fuck ticket master

[Jay Foreman @jayforeman]

1. That’s a bad thing
2. We already had those
3. That’s entirely unrelated, and you know it
4. That’s literally the opposite of what’s happened
5. We could have done that anyway.

You can absolutely go fuck yourselves.

[doggo @rpudds7]

@Western_Trad Common leeds L