Cerulean Trash

🐾29 | Coffee enthusiast | Bookworm 🐶🛁

[• @hauntinglyyj]

Me patiently impatiently waiting for Autumn 🍂

[Rat @RatInControl]

Do you ever feel like this

[Carlos Aguilar @Carlos_Film]

What do I have to do to get a green card?

The U.S. government:

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

companies: we can’t find anyone to hire!

their hiring process:

[BuffaloRon @BuffaloRon]

Me: I'm going to eat healthy

Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea

Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you

[Shrek @Shrek]

Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin'

[TED Talks @TEDTalks]

Marmosets, foxes, a cow called Winnie the Moo and more — meet the online superstars bringing animal education to life.

Hear how conservationist @MayaHiga is sharing wildlife with classrooms and living rooms worldwide: https://t.co/p56dW8guyM

[NASA @NASA]

It's our home.

This Earth Day, see our planet as our Artemis II astronauts saw it with these new images from the mission.

[dado ⚢ 🎱 @astrasdoctor]

THIS is my barbenheimer

[tori @dietcokestan]

celebrating owen hunt leaving grey’s anatomy even though i haven’t tuned in since the stone age

[JT @jiratickets]

PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026)

[miia @miiagarro]

i wish rage burned calories i would be so skinny

[♡ @heart_jpg]

feeling like this

[Disney Dreamlight Valley @DisneyDLV]

Rebuild the ranch of your dreams, forge bonds with your horses, and befriend new Villagers as you saddle up for a new Disney adventure!

Tune-in for the full reveal on October 15!

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

The older I get I understand buddy where the FUCK is my diet dr kelp???????????????????????????????????????

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @Blaqlennox]

imagine a crab coming out of the sea pressuring you to kiss a girl you just met two days ago in a jamaican accent

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me seeing how ridiculous gas prices are right now

[Alveus Sanctuary @AlveusSanctuary]

Our new parrot ambassador makes Xbox sounds 😯

Meet our newest ambassador — a Congo African Grey rescue! We are still unsure of gender and a name currently. She seems to like Halo music though

[ravn @mfnravn]

i don’t fuck with bugs bro you could literally rob me with a roach