Anna Altmiller

[Anna Altmiller @annabts16]

I only tweet when I’m going through an emotional crisis or when I’ve had too much caffeine lol

[Anna Altmiller @annabts16]

why did I blush when the guy at Pep Boys called my tires “swampers” lol

[Anna Altmiller @annabts16]

just saw a guy order a beer, ask for olives, put the olives in the beer, and sprinkle some salt in it too. will be trying this

[Stap the Mattness @Stap_Jr]

Santa tracker has been at a Hooters for like six hours.

[Anna Altmiller @annabts16]

who was the first guy to get sprayed by a skunk and think to bathe in tomato juice

[Liv :P @liv_username]

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything please let me know 🙏

[Anna Altmiller @annabts16]

every day instagram makes a reel out of my inspiring quote stories, and puts it to Poland by Lil Yachty, and asks if I want to post it

[Anna Altmiller @annabts16]

I am not good at driving in parking lots, walking in parking lots or getting in/out of my car in parking lots.

[Anna Altmiller @annabts16]

just saw the Google street view car with all the cameras and genuinely did not know how to act

[alyssa 🩷 @lysworley]

i wish snapchat would breathalyze you before letting you add to your story

[Anna Altmiller @annabts16]

I’ve never gotten a parking ticket I did not deserve.

[Anna Altmiller @annabts16]

I don’t know why I have this cute little routine where whenever I feel like I should exercise, I text all my friends that are heavy drinkers, and if none of them feel like going to get a drink, then I exercise.

[Anna Altmiller @annabts16]

@BrookeCrymes A COTTON TAIL?! ok that might be cute

[Anna Altmiller @annabts16]

This week I saw not 1, but 3 cars with the reindeer antlers and Rudolph nose still on. This trend really annoys me in the month of December. Not really sure how to feel in April.

[Anna Altmiller @annabts16]

does anyone else get this weird, very specific nausea that can only be cured by a $4 iced latte?

[Anna Altmiller @annabts16]

I hate that Siri texts LOL in all caps. It’s very off brand for me, I like to go with the chill, all lowercase “lol”.

[Anna Altmiller @annabts16]

the problem with breakfast in bed is that someone has to get out of bed to get/make the breakfast

[Anna Altmiller @annabts16]

remember when Tom Hanks had covid?