Anna Huntley

Nice and short.

[Anna Huntley @annacate]

I love when someone tells me, "Wow, you're so quiet!" because it's like, no, I'm not, you just won't shut the f**k up

[Anna Huntley @annacate]

Wait, you're telling me federal employees are both a bunch of lazy do-nothings and also a bunch of Deep State bureaucrats who have successfully thwarted previous agendas?

So you're telling me that they're... efficient?

[Anna Huntley @annacate]

Tell me, what is it you plan to do
with your one wild and precious life?

(Spreadsheets. The answer is goddamn spreadsheets.)

[One Ordinary Girl @audri_em]

It’s not too late, and I’m not too old.

[Anna Huntley @annacate]

The process of eating soup is bananas. You want me to scoop the soup from a bigger bowl into what is essentially a very tiny bowl on a stick and then put the very tiny bowl in my mouth and then repeat 500 times? Exhausting.

[Anna Huntley @annacate]

It has been a very confusing few days for me, a DC resident, seeing Arlington described as "sacred" and "hallowed." I'm like, Arlington? The place where every Trevor from Hinge lives?

[Anna Huntley @annacate]

Temu: Shop like a billionaire!

Me: Okay I'd like to purchase your most sinkable yacht

[Anna Huntley @annacate]

Love getting a little text notification because it means someone somewhere is thinking about me and that someone is CVS Pharmacy Refills

[Mike Peters @TheMikeBPeters]

Anna Huntley (@annacate) started doing stand-up five years ago after moving to Washington, D.C. She took a stand-up class and wound up at the D.C. Improv and has been hooked since. Check out her episode of On the Mic with Mike Peters.

https://t.co/DnFrBJV6V7

[Anna Huntley @annacate]

@ElaniKitten @ImprobComedy @busboysandpoets 😍😍😍😍😍

[Anna Huntley @annacate]

So excited for this 👇

[Anna Huntley @annacate]

July 1!

[The Washington Roast | DC’s Comedy @constituentsdc]

One week away! “SNL on Steroids” returns to @unionstage benefiting @foodbankmetrodc - Get tickets now at https://t.co/zoy4rSG8KG

[Anna Huntley @annacate]

@ElaniKitten And Cameron Diaz is retired now :(

[Anna Huntley @annacate]

@ElaniKitten UGH

[Anna Huntley @annacate]

@ElaniKitten I'm getting a contact high and also now I'm motivated to go do my own laundry ❤️

[Anna Huntley @annacate]

@ElaniKitten it's seriously the best feeling

[Anna Huntley @annacate]

The time change is just jet lag without a destination.

[Anna Huntley @annacate]

@ElaniKitten I get so tempted sometimes

[Anna Huntley @annacate]

Is it too late for quarantine bangs?