Anna Clark

Sniper's Dream

[Anna Clark @AnnaM_Clark]

@TomWardWrites @profanityswan @RealBobMortimer @AthleticoMince Perfectly put Tom. Athletico Mince has saved me from finding a basement to my rock bottom many a time. I have no interest in football; all of my knowledge of the “beautiful game” is through Bob & Andy tinted glasses. I hope it stays that way.

May your wood always be Latvian.

[Anna Clark @AnnaM_Clark]

@AthleticoMince This podcast came into my life 6 yrs ago when I was 22 and has truly provided some of best comedy in existence. It’s cheered me up and gotten me through some really tough times. I don’t even like football. I can only thank Bob and Andy for their service and educational content.

[Eddie Burfi @EddieBurfi]

£5m can get you a lot of things. But not a spine apparently.

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

I don’t think they — journalists, MPs — actually even realise how revolting the image is of an MP, drunk on subsidised booze, crawling into the lobby to vote to take away the winter fuel allowance is, for example.

[Anna Clark @AnnaM_Clark]

@inkandseerah 2

[Anna Clark @AnnaM_Clark]

@catsareblessing Jersey potato

[Anna Clark @AnnaM_Clark]

@AthleticoMince Jambon?

[Monisha Rajesh @monisha_rajesh]

I cannot believe we live in a world where Israelis are openly admitting to gunning down Palestinians waiting for aid because Israelis are starving them and our government thinks the problem is musicians.

[Steve in Toffeeland. @marrtoffee]

Letter in today’s Times

[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

This is why Gary Lineker was sacked from BBC after 26 years. The biggest cancel culture cult Zions ordered BBC since he opposed mass murder of children

[Anna Clark @AnnaM_Clark]

@thegodlore ❤️🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

[Anna Clark @AnnaM_Clark]

@timricketts_ @DrLukeCraddock But it's so much more fun to say Flagyl

[Anna Clark @AnnaM_Clark]

Enjoy Gilead, you absolute pillocks

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Kamala Harris and Hilary Clinton react to Donald Trump declaring he will rename the Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America.

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

No fucking way

[Edinburgh Zoo @EdinburghZoo]

Things are going SWIMMINGLY for wee Haggis! She's been enjoying daily sessions in her pool under the careful watch of her mum Gloria and our keepers 🌊

Did you know...

🦛 Spending time in water helps pygmy hippos regulate their body temperature and keep their skin moist
💧 They can fold their ears and nostrils shut to keep water out
⌛️ They can hold their breath for up to five minutes!

[Vittorio @vittorioangelon]

Delighted to hear the World Cup will beheading to Saudi Arabia

[quinn 🍐 @fairytaledegree]

mock the week should have to come back just for this week at least

[alexa @glusong]

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