𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗮♉︎

[L 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @InchOrInfinity]

Standard post-vote panic I somehow accidentally voted for the Evil Racist party

[chase @_chase_____]

having the hiccups will truly reveal which of your friends worship at the alter of science and reason (suggest holding your breath until the hiccups go away) and which of your friends will try to “scare them out of you” like a fanatical priest from the 1800s

[Ian Dunn @Ian_Dunn]

Glasgow gets less sunshine than any city of over 100k in the world. Every day a Glaswegian doesn’t kill themselves is a heroic triumph of the human spirit.

[Katerina @lelkathy]

my dream 10 seconds before my alarm goes off

[jacksob @jackosob]

if i work hard enough.. ill get a position at big dog's . big corporation .. ill be in the BIG leagues .. all the treats i want ..

[angel mars @ultrap0p]

at the gym doing 4 sets of some buullllshiiittttt

[Seth Vargas @ohsethy]

I am always fooled by a wig. People will talk about a bad wig and I didn’t even know it was one to start with. I thought The B-52’s hair was real. I am very trusting and stupid.

[jaia @rreudian]

FUCK your dubai chocolate and FUCK your ugly ass labubu

[Cacophony Kid ×͜× @CacoKidOH]

Fuck chatgpt, wikipedia is my ride or die. If I'm gonna be misinformed I want to be misinformed BY THE PEOPLE

[the big wave @makjako]

I do not struggle in your web, because it was my aim to be caught

[Brian Gaar @briangaar]

Oh you backed into your parking spot, I didn’t realize I was dealing with a secret agent on a classified mission

[salvi @yassambassador]

oh to see without my eyes

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

i told my long distance friend about you in a 20 minute voice memo and they think you’re a real bitch

[tommy @invisiblyblonde]

everything feeling like this now

[Amy Pookheimer @baldheimer]

I went out with this boy once and i met all his family, went to some family barbecue and in the end “oh no you’re not my girl, we’re just hanging out, aren’t we?”

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

get me to god’s country