anna⸆⸉❤️‍🔥

qualified lesbian. occasionally funny. always sweating. currently in my flop era.

[frick @gofrickurself]

At rock bottom do you want anything

[anna⸆⸉❤️‍🔥 @annansullivan]

@ChewyYorkie @crisisofconsc …OP is specifically talking about how difficult it will be for older people to adapt to new laundry systems. I am concurring with OP that they have difficulty adapting to new technology.

[Covie @covie_93]

Hearing erika kirk say 'I just want to go home' doesn't move me because those were likely the last words of hundreds of school children who never made it home because unlike her they didn't have a security detail.

[Billy Procida @TheBillyProcida]

why can't multi-billion-dollar companies just make 20% less for a little while?

[j @thearkvi]

Paige really changed the trajectory of marketing when she called her the Princess

[courtney 🫶🏻 @alltxnfingers]

when azzi going to dallas causes such an influx of lesbians to texas we flip the whole state blue in the next election and she saves democracy

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

gel?... gel? our options are patches, shots, implants and pills & these weaklings get gel?!?!?

[maple @MaplePeache]

how does a woman ALWAYSS end up taking the blame 😭

[Roxy @RoxyTall]

Sometimes you just gotta get on your hands and knees to kiss the cat

[NASA Earth @NASAEarth]

That's us! 🌍

The Artemis II crew captured beautiful, high-resolution images of our home planet during their journey to the Moon. As @Astro_Christina put it: "You guys look great."

[Mint (lapis) @mormonmommyuwu]

Hello @NintendoAmerica , I am confused and frightened. This video has made me unlikely to purchase one of your products ever again.
https://t.co/NjCPikx4Sx

[Internet Slop @GimmickSlop]

wife: you better not be hanging out with that vampire who pretends to be drake

me: what nah i told u ion hang out wit him anymore

drakeula: *voice muffled behind closet door* i need a vun dance

[Vivian @suchnerve]

The United States Postal Service, USPS, doesn’t “lose” money. It costs money. It’s a public service. Don’t fall for the privatization propaganda.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

This is who runs Libs of TikTok. A loser who not only was there on Jan 6 but also helped cover up the Epstein files. But keep posting on Twitter! That’ll surely own the libs!

[Rachel Charlton-Dailey @RachelCDailey_]

Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Not now kitten. Mommy’s being haunted by the many versions of herself who will never be because she was too afraid of change

[anna⸆⸉❤️‍🔥 @annansullivan]

@megannn_lynne this is so iconic of you and I’m so happy for you, but the gif is sending me☠️🤣

[throatlor @throatlor]

watching every olympic sport like