Prosciutto Princess 🇵🇸

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[Prosciutto Princess 🇵🇸 @annapeters24]

Monday: red
Tuesday: blue
Wednesday: yellow
Thursday: purple
Friday: green
Saturday:orange
Sunday: yellow again but lighter

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

I have a question for my fellow neurodivergent people:

What color is Tuesday?

[Prosciutto Princess 🇵🇸 @annapeters24]

When i was 12 my family befriended an amish family. A month later the boy my age was dead from what could have been a very treatable cancer. I’ll remember him for the rest of my life.

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

''The Amish basically have no obesity, no infertility, no cancer, no diabetes, no metabolic syndrome. They’re having 10 plus kids and they’re incredibly happy.''

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[Prosciutto Princess 🇵🇸 @annapeters24]

Idk ab yall but any time I’ve had a tight connection, I let everyone around me / all attendants know ab it before the final decent, and every time I’ve done that, people act graciously and let me go first. Not everything has to be a think piece lmfaooo

[໊ @oockreg]

A lady on this flight was upset because an old man was taking a long time to get his bag down and she was late for her connection.

She finally says “sir!”

And this man, nearly 80, looks at her and says

“I am not obligated to participate in your anxiety.”

Got his bag, and slowly walked down the aisle.

He gagged the whole plane.

[Prosciutto Princess 🇵🇸 @annapeters24]

I was over here thinking it’s clearly about pizza rolls. I read the comments. I was wrong

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @Blaqlennox]

tf did that nigga mean by "i just want a rollie with a dab of ranch"

[Prosciutto Princess 🇵🇸 @annapeters24]

This coming from a person who has pretty bad social anxiety, and I feel like an alien a lot of the time. But question asking will always be my saving grace

[Prosciutto Princess 🇵🇸 @annapeters24]

God this whole discussion is crazy to me bc a lot of successful socializing is literally just asking specific questions. Just ask people detailed questions if you don’t know about topic, or if topic is uninteresting to you, ask why the other finds it interesting! It’s that easy

[Libriscent @libriscent]

Autistic people aren’t bad at socializing. They’re bad at pretending a conversation is meaningful when it isn’t

[Prosciutto Princess 🇵🇸 @annapeters24]

So a trombone is a really big kazoo with a slide

[Prosciutto Princess 🇵🇸 @annapeters24]

Every time I have the opportunity to not say anything, I end up saying EVERYTHING AND I end up crying about how that is consistently the wrong decision I chose to make

[Prosciutto Princess 🇵🇸 @annapeters24]

Ever since I tried the salted caramel Twix, I can never enjoy a regular one the same again.

[Prosciutto Princess 🇵🇸 @annapeters24]

I just wish everyone would shut the fuck up for even a little tiny sliver of a bit of time. Life would be grand perhaps

[Prosciutto Princess 🇵🇸 @annapeters24]

“Roughing it”. The phrase they are looking for is “roughing it”.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

CBS on the cardinals: "One thing we know they're not doing is checking Instagram because their devices have all been confiscated. I believe the kids call it rawdogging."

[Prosciutto Princess 🇵🇸 @annapeters24]

Your 20s are for testing the bounds of daily dairy intake.

[Prosciutto Princess 🇵🇸 @annapeters24]

The one time I called, I bumbled through tears and was a bit incoherent and the response I got was “it doesn’t sound like you are in danger, I don’t think you need to be talking on this line” then I said thank you and then fixated on the shit in my hand for the next 3 minutes

[envy! @De4dGrrrl]

I called the suicide hotline amd the lady told me "im not your therapist" after i vented to her so i told her she was the most unempathic and cold person i ever talked to and she hung up on me💀💀💀

[Prosciutto Princess 🇵🇸 @annapeters24]

Everyone my age starting to have babies and all I think is.. IN THIS ECONOMY???! MFs…HOW?????

[Prosciutto Princess 🇵🇸 @annapeters24]

Haven’t been to church in years right? I took a nap today and had a dream where I read out of the Bible, and before I could finish the church caught on fire. I dipped out but then listened to the screams of trapped people being burned alive. Kinda afraid to fall asleep again lol

[Ms. Grace Kuhlenschmidt @GKuhlenschmidt]

i am counting all the votes but i keep losing track around 40. please give me more time

[Prosciutto Princess 🇵🇸 @annapeters24]

Brothers I just spent 10+ hours auditioning for A******* I*** due to a spur of the moment drunken decision at last last last moment. 10 min after rejection, went to work, which was hosting karaoke at their wrap party thing for 4 hours. My brain is in half rn and I am aliean