Anna Sandness

I don't pretend to be anything I'm not... except for sober.. I've pretended to be sober a few times!

[Senator Jamie Smith @JamieSmith_SD]

It's time South Dakotans had a governor they can trust. Someone who focuses on them instead of climbing the political ladder.

I'm Jamie Smith. Let's focus on South Dakota.

[Anna Sandness @annavano]

Which is better

[Anna Sandness @annavano]

I’m not like most girls. I know what I want for dinner. I’ve been thinking about it since lunch!

[Anna Sandness @annavano]

The best thing about small towns... people fighting over who gets to buy the next round!

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: *setting up a new robot vacuum*

8-year-old: What should we name her?

Me: What makes you think it's a girl?

8: It does all the work everybody else should.

[Anna Sandness @annavano]

For real.. I’m never going to figure out how to wear a blanket scarf. I give up on that trend. If you need me.. my scarf and I will be curled up on the couch ✌🏽

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

It's too much

[Anna Sandness @annavano]

A typical person Sunday consist of church and family time. Mine consists of hangovers, Taco Bell, and regrets.

[Anna Sandness @annavano]

Settling something... what temperature of water do you brush your teeth with?!

[Cydni Beer @cydbeer]

Husband “I thought you were dieting?”

Me “I am”

Husband “You just ate 6 Oreos”

Me “Yes but I want to eat 12. See - Dieting”

[Anna Sandness @annavano]

When your husband is drunk af and all you want to do is sleep, but all you hear is the loud bass thumping from his jam session.

[Anna Sandness @annavano]

@TheScaryNature @jjsandness

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

THE WORST

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

How do I make it stop?

[Anna Sandness @annavano]

So today I learned the difference between a military push-up and a regular push-up... turns out I can’t do either 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Anna Sandness @annavano]

I will never understand how my 13 year old cousin post a pic on Instagram and gets 232 likes. I post a pic and get excited when the likes hit double digits

[Anna Sandness @annavano]

Do you think Elf is an awesome Christmas movie??

[Anna Sandness @annavano]

@jjsandness Elf is one of the best Christmas movies ever.