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[Restaurantism @Restaurantism1]

If the bartender says "wow, that's crazy" to you for the third time in a row, you can go ahead and stop talking about what you're talking about.

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

“it’s been a long week” me on monday

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Racism is just hunky dory in Left-wing culture provided it's against white people

[teja @afroblv]

i just know these mfs can talk

[✰ tyler ✰ @phaithfuI]

“your package is out for delivery” ok where bc i’ll meet them halfway

[eliza @elizamclamb]

Will I ever be able to cook chicken without Fear

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Who did this

[Маделейн . @normalmadeline]

In college there was always one girl at a party who couldn’t drink bc she was on antibiotics and she would spent the entire night telling everybody she couldn’t drink bc she was on antibiotics

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

“don’t be like that”

me already like that: “like what”

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

working on the day before a holiday

[Johnny Jet @JohnnyJTravels]

girls who are addicted to candles are top tier tbh

[Jen👩🏼‍🌾 @TheGr8WiteShart]

this who y’all broke stub hub over

[J ☀️ @_biggjason]

If my girlfriend asks me for $80 to do her nails I’m gonna send her 80 thousand million hundred dollars and buy her a gucci bag and an amg benz

[rockstar @cadefart]

are you really gonna act like this when santa is literally on his way to town

[𖤐 𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙥𝙥𝙮𝙍𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙣 𖤐 @TrippyRaven]

I wanna be a “gym rat” but instead I’m a rat in the pantry 🥹

[sarah @sahouraxo]

10 wars, millions dead, 1 nobel peace prize, 0 sanctions.

[dreka🩰🫧 @ravishingdreka]

Snoring is a red flag 🚩🚩🚩🚩 because why you can’t breathe? You stuffed with lies!