Anna🍌

big hair, big voice, defective filter.

[Anna🍌 @annax1111]

Last night Paul & I hung out with the neighbors. But the funny part of being 20 somethings living in suburbia is that our ages summed up is still 10 years younger than the next youngest neighbor we have.

[Anna🍌 @annax1111]

Seeking maxi dresses with shoulder coverage that do not have cutouts or a deep open back with potential to see crack. Sincerely a very sweaty young lady in corporate STEM trying to make it through the summer without melting.

[Anna🍌 @annax1111]

So there is this one recurring theme in my life

[Anna🍌 @annax1111]

I just ripped a cabinet door straight off the hinges, I am feeling very…..

[Anna🍌 @annax1111]

I’m either chilly or sweating, I have never once reached equilibrium.

[Anna🍌 @annax1111]

Oslo missed Paul when we were away but only enough to snuggle his shoes when we got home, not Paul himself

[Anna🍌 @annax1111]

Spray tan, green eyes and ghostly white tan lines. Happy St. paddy’s y’all I am the motherland 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

[Anna🍌 @annax1111]

And a moral support snack pack of pretzels

[Anna🍌 @annax1111]

For me, going to the bar means having a cup of coffee with a side of whisky while I do my makeup to ensure I make it out.

[Anna🍌 @annax1111]

I use gloves to handle cooked meat because it grosses me out, but I’ll separate eggs with my bare hands. And that’s that on being a vegetarian baker.

[Anna🍌 @annax1111]

Things you’ll never have to tell me twice:

[Anna🍌 @annax1111]

Fully convinced every romantic novel is set in a large home with an open floor plan where a very small women falls in love with a very large man because the way they talk about being romantically swept up and carried romantically is impractical. I’d break 2 vases and Paul.

[Anna🍌 @annax1111]

@spooky_hoe420 I am naked and afraid in these streets

[Anna🍌 @annax1111]

When I say I’m loosing my religion I mean I haven’t gotten my nails done in months

[Anna🍌 @annax1111]

The jokes are true, fire signs are always angry. My resting state is peeved.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Just here to report I still have no clue what I’m doing

[Anna🍌 @annax1111]

Nobody asked but I wanted to say that the butter candle bullshit that’s trending. I hate it.

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Shoutout to everyone buying cookie boxes, each box is one therapy co-pay. I kid & I don’t, winters be brutal.