TV-Runden nach der Wahl finde ich wirklich unangenehm. Fremdschämen deluxe. Alle schieben sich wie Sandkastenkinder die Schuld zu. 🤮 Keine Lösungsorientierung, keine Ideen. Und schon gar keine Zusammenarbeit. Nur mimimi.
Was waren die schrägsten oder schlimmsten Sachen, die Arbeitgeber euch gegenüber gebracht haben?
Kommt, wir sammeln mal #ArbeitgeberFromHell
Ich fange an:
Tube on strike, I dawdled to Paddington on Friday. Passing the old wrought iron sign for Pizza Express, I was reminded of an event 30+ years ago, when I got caught up in a drama that resulted in a divorce, two marriages and many changed lives.
It began with a heart attack 🧵
Let me tell you a story. This is Susan Lung. She taught me to read and write in a single year when I was 7 years old. I've been looking for Susan, hoping to thank her in person, for almost twenty years. And then she surprised me at my reading last night.
As an elder millennial who came of age when Google became a verb, I had difficulty grasping that ~40% of Gen Zers use TikTok for search.
So I hosted a mini-focus group with Gen Zers to learn more.
Here are 3 takeaways:
1/
At the bedside with a Grady elder, 2018.
Him: "Is that a tattoo on your wrist?"
Me: "Yes, sir."
Him: *scowls with disapproval* "You a doctor with a tattoo on your wrist?"
Me: *chuckle* "Yup."
Him: *squinting* "Is it real? Like. . . permanent?"
He leaned a little closer.
There's a tradition of film directors and studios congratulating each other for beating their box office records. A THREAD.
1/11: In 1977, when STAR WARS beat Jaws to become the highest-grossing movie ever, Steven Spielberg took out the below ad for George Lucas in @Variety
Twitter, I need your help. I stacked a ceramic bowl into another one while doing dishes and now they are stuck. How do you remove the smaller bowl without breaking both of them?
Why am I so invested? I’ve tried to fix this for 2 days, and I cannot give up now.
I mis-clicked on one of my 150 open tabs and it happened to be a tab that's been open since 2019 with a paper that has a solution to the exact research problem I've been puzzling over today. This is the moment I've been waiting for and I've decided to never close any tabs again
Hilfe! Eheringe verloren in Pankow!
Mein hochbetagter Vater hat seinen Ring und den seiner verstorbenen Frau in Pankow- Wilhelmsruh verloren. Er ist untröstlich.
Die beiden Ringe sind mit einer durchsichtigen Angelschnur aneinander geknotet.
Twitter, schenk ihm ein Wunder!
Plz RT
Ich bin inzwischen überzeugt, dass 5jährige nur existieren um das Wissen der Menschheit über die prähistorische Welt der Dinosaurier zu bewahren.
Die "Paläontologische Gesellschaft Berlin" ist in Wirklichkeit die Spitzmaus-Gruppe des Waldkindergartens Steglitz-Zehlendorf.