Annie

just pretending I know what’s going on

[Annie @anne_nator]

2024 is simply not serious bc I found out Liam Payne died from my HUSBAND who found out from a TIKTOK FROM THE SPONGEBOB NEWS FISH

[Annie @anne_nator]

@charcooterie Horizontal but not on your back bc the baby will suffocate you 💀

[Annie @anne_nator]

@LeafsPassion85 @netflix My husband and I have the same problem when he deploys. He watches Netflix on his phone and I get locked out of the account. If Netflix is going to be this stingy, they could at least create a “travel” feature

[Annie @anne_nator]

My fav part of this video is @nglwithkylie’s commitment to refusing to wear gear that isn’t the Eagles. All those girls are in unbranded red outfits. Not a Chief’s logo to be seen

[sarah ⸆⸉ ✫ ☁️ @fateofophe1ia__]

The Tay and Wy high five 🥹🤏🏻

[Annie @anne_nator]

Absolutely sobbing at this voicemail my husband left me from his deployment while I was watching the Commanders Madrid Game

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

The “unborn” are a convenient group of people to advocate for. They never make demands of you.

They are morally uncomplicated, unlike the incarcerated, addicted, or the chronically poor.

They don’t resent your condescension or complain that you are not politically correct.

Unlike widows, they don’t ask you to question patriarchy.

Unlike orphans, they don’t need money, education, or childcare.

Unlike aliens, they don’t bring all that racial, cultural, and religious baggage that you dislike.

They allow you to feel good about yourself without any work at creating or maintaining relationships, and when they are born, you can forget about them, because they cease to be unborn.

You can love the unborn and advocate for them without substantially challenging your own wealth, power, or privilege, without reimagining social structures, apologizing, or making reparations to anyone.

They are, in short, the perfect people to love if you want to claim you love Jesus, but actually dislike people who breathe.

Prisoners? Immigrants? The sick? The poor? Widows? Orphans? All the groups that are specifically mentioned in the Bible? They all get thrown under the bus for the unborn.

- Pastor David Barnhart

[🔛🔝 @killingherass]

retweet if you actually just fucking hate AI

[Annie @anne_nator]

@saint_orpheus Right?? Will they be showing us Art Nouveau??

[Annie @anne_nator]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? THEY GOT DAN QUINN THIS YEAR 😩😩😩😩 I’ve never been more proud of my Alma Mater…..or upset it didn’t take me 12 years to finish undergrad. I don’t even REMEMBER my commencement speaker 💀

[Nicki Jhabvala @NickiJhabvala]

Dan Quinn's message to Salisbury University's graduates 😂😂😂

[Annie @anne_nator]

@ffrancescamarie The way I had to convince my parents to let me watch the movie 💀

[Annie @anne_nator]

With this new pope being from Chicago, there is a 1000% chance that he has done a malort shot

[Annie @anne_nator]

Some poor Roman kid misses the field goal challenge and Pat McAfee laughs in his face and then excommunicates him

[Liam Blutman @Blutman27]

They’ve gotta host College GameDay from here

[Annie @anne_nator]

@saint_orpheus No bc you would be going to Commons doing THE MOST

[Annie @anne_nator]

yeah, he’s never finishing those books

[westerosies @westerosies]

George R.R. Martin is opening an “medieval apothecary meets craft cocktail” bar called ‘Milk of the Poppy.’ 🍷

The grand opening will be on Friday, March 21, in the Railyard District of Santa Fe!

(🔗 https://t.co/coPGWLmYFZ)

[Annie @anne_nator]

Timeline so fucked Oregon Trail ass diseases are coming back ☠️

[Outbreak Updates @outbreakupdates]

40 cases of dysentery reported in Multnomah County, Oregon

[Annie @anne_nator]

a tweet I would show @keighterade

[🌼kmoriorz on VGEN 🍉 @kmoriorz]

there’s actually millions of beetles in the world this would be impossible

[Annie @anne_nator]

real talk I would watch thousands of #Domingo multiverse episodes if SNL will keep making them. every single one just hits different

[Annie @anne_nator]

ngl, life is worse now that I don’t get to watch Jayden Daniels play every week

[Annie @anne_nator]

@schumagoo Literal tears were cried

[Annie @anne_nator]

WE ARE NO LONGER A POVERTY FRANCHISE

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

FIRST PLAYOFF WIN SINCE 2005

@budlight | #EasytoCelebrate

[Annie @anne_nator]

Do you think when Jimmy Carter got to heaven, the first thing he saw was the Cinnamon Roll Pop-Tart?