Anne Israel

westside yogi(ni)

[Anne Israel @anneisrael]

I've just scored 0 points in #HappyWings. Download it from the @AppStore and try to beat me! https://t.co/8VHCo7uEuw

[Anne Israel @anneisrael]

@wlkinstick #bestbrotherever

[Anne Israel @anneisrael]

@tinypickleface i retweeted. Does that count??

[Anonymous? @tinypickleface]

my sis said if this tweet gets 5 RTs, she will come visit me. that's not many folks, let's do dis! jk, she didn't but maybe...? @anneisrael

[mikeyodwyer @mikeyodwyer]

@LakersNation NBA is on TV.

My 2yo daughter: Hey, there's green guys.
Me: That's the Celtics.
Daughter: They're the bad guys.

Love my girl

[Kevin Heart @kevinheart4reaI]

Lebron: So I'm thinking of proposing to my girlfriend! Kobe: *Laughs* With what ring?

[Anne Israel @anneisrael]

@LoBosworth toilet. But i have a toddler.

[Anne Israel @anneisrael]

@ilanamilionaire eh, they are pretty darn useless when you're sick. Or when you are healthy for that matter.

[Kevin Heart @kevinheart4reaI]

I don't fuck with Lebron, because every time I ask that nigga for change for a dollar he can't never give me the fourth quarter!

[Kevin Heart @kevinheart4reaI]

#IfIHitTheMegaMillion I would buy Lebron a couple rings so he and his fans can STFU with all that crying!

[Anne Israel @anneisrael]

@thejennybloom no shit. She just might beat out Mariah Carey for the longest pregnancy ever.

[Anne Israel @anneisrael]

@caio just wait. Pretty soon your side will be the sofa.

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

LA is freaking me out right now http://t.co/Te0rJAAQ

[Anne Israel @anneisrael]

Happy bday to the best bruncle around @wlkinstick

[Anne Israel @anneisrael]

@linzahamma love it! I need to make that mine too. Hope you and your family had good holidays! Xo

[Anne Israel @anneisrael]

Go away 2012. I want 2011 back.

[Anne Israel @anneisrael]

@wlkinstick at wallpaper scraping?

[Anne Israel @anneisrael]

@benjisrael @ilanamilionaire @toddj0 i always know you are on the shwitter when you forward me articles from USA today

[Anne Israel @anneisrael]

#tweetersblock

[Anne Israel @anneisrael]

@wlkinstick don't worry brother, got a bag of cookies waiting for you