Dr. Annetifascist Leonard

Alive. Writer. Lawyer. Dilettante. She/her. I was using baseball to escape reality but I’m a Cubs fan…

[Dr. Annetifascist Leonard @anneleonardauth]

@Cubs Nico’s slump started after he was hit in the head. Has he been seen by a neurologist? https://t.co/yuPRiPPWco

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Well, the @latimes still hasn’t fixed this, so it’s now worth public posting: AI is leading to a massacre

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@Cubs @MikeImanagaII

Whyever not? 😂⚾️

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@Cubs Don’t trade Nico! Extend him! He’s vital to the team. You’re trying to win, not rebuild!

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Not sure who’s copying who here or if both these posts are actually by AI (they aren’t well written) but there’s a plagiarism problem of some sort, the stories are almost identical, I suspect @SInow is the original

https://t.co/Ra8K36EiBD

https://t.co/3xYLCckRtG

[Dr. Annetifascist Leonard @anneleonardauth]

@MLB: “younger. Armstrong, who has already surpassed the 20-homer, 20-steal mark, is joined in the outfield by Tucker.”

“Armstrong” is only half his name. A hyphenated name should never be split. It’s like referring to “Vladimir Rrero.”

Hyphenated names are here to stay. Learn.

[Dr. Annetifascist Leonard @anneleonardauth]

well that's depressing

[Illegitimate Scholar🧭 @ill_Scholar]

9. When was the Constitution written?

[Dr. Annetifascist Leonard @anneleonardauth]

do not ever buy anything from @Anolon cookware. filed a warranty claim 3 weeks ago, no reponse with 2 follow-up emails. the 1 star reviews on the website all describe similar experiences with customer service.

[Dr. Annetifascist Leonard @anneleonardauth]

@PapaRichardo83 @kerrancejames per an ESPN piece earlier today, “The Phillies' magic number for a playoff spot is one and four to clinch the NL East. The Dodgers' magic number is two to clinch a playoff spot and seven to win the NL West.”

https://t.co/8sTXeEY5WC

[Dr. Annetifascist Leonard @anneleonardauth]

@PapaRichardo83 @kerrancejames I can’t figure this out either. The Phils have 3 games with the Mets, LA has 3 with the Padres, the Mets and Atlanta have 3 with each other, SD and AZ have 3 with each other, and the Phillies have the tiebreaker over LA. Seems like it should be the other way around.

[Dr. Annetifascist Leonard @anneleonardauth]

Has Hector Neris had even one 1-2-3 inning this year? you could see that inning coming from 2000 miles away. springer is the kind of clutch player who comes through in that situation. #cubs

[Dr. Annetifascist Leonard @anneleonardauth]

Call MOHELA
Wait through 6 minutes of announcements to reach a menu
menu has 13 options
enter acct #
We can call you back in 16 minutes
No call as of an hour later
Repeat
Somehow get rep who can't help with current servicing
"It's an internal transfer"
wait some more

[Dr. Annetifascist Leonard @anneleonardauth]

.@VerizonSupport why on earth are you sending a verification code for my new phone to the lines of the other people on the account, who aren't available????? For heaven's sakes send it to my email so I can do this by myself.

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@KYBlakeKirk @LockedOnCubs money drives all sorts of ridiculous decisions in sports (and other places)

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@ChrisHoytKnight @BleacherNation they could have looked at the forecast last night and said the only way they would get it in was afternoon (forecast was pretty obvious), but no, not with TV running things.

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@Cardinals forecast yesterday made it pretty obvious this was going to happen

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https://t.co/eL6xh3F2z2

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Hendricks needs to go to the bullpen, he's not good for more than 2 innings. But 2 reliable innings of long relief would count for a lot. #Cubs

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@SlangsOnSports Seems like a run scores on a wild pitch/passed ball in at least one game almost every day now. Am I imagining that? And if I’m not, has there been an increase in frequency of this?

[Dr. Annetifascist Leonard @anneleonardauth]

.@eddiebauer I ordered a couple items last week. They have not arrived yet. They are now reduced in price. I can't get a price match online because of your terms, so I will be ordering replacements and returning these.

Not very environmentally friendly. You can do better.