Petri Montgomery

[Petri Montgomery @annemadams]

@mpearljones I’m feelin this 🙏🏽♥️

[Petri Montgomery @annemadams]

@davidkentclark I can’t deal w the fact that schools have become the most dangerous place to be in America.

[Petri Montgomery @annemadams]

@labman58 @Bemorte Found the active Mormon

[Petri Montgomery @annemadams]

@mpearljones You’d get used to it in no time. Really is weirdly like a switch in your brain

[Petri Montgomery @annemadams]

@nickdid_ Omg it’s the #1 thing I miss about SF. I think Costco used to carry them but only vanilla. It’s a national tragedy that they’re not more transportable

[Petri Montgomery @annemadams]

If you ever have a hard time taking a nap, drink 2 glasses of wine and tell yourself that you have a ton of stuff to get done. Works like a charm

[Petri Montgomery @annemadams]

Recently someone was like “I think Jordan Peterson is just MisUnDerStOod” So I’m just wondering, what am I not understanding about the stupid stuff he says?

[Petri Montgomery @annemadams]

Twitter is where I basically put my most favorite thoughts. So sometimes I get a little bummed that no one cares but then I just have this unrealistic optimistic thinking that I'm gonna die as an old person and someone will find my twitter and realize how funny I was.

[Petri Montgomery @annemadams]

2023: the year of our lord and savior, Michael Jordan

[Petri Montgomery @annemadams]

@mpearljones I’ll shake on it rn

[Petri Montgomery @annemadams]

Was eating a burrito and went to throw the wrapper away and accidentally threw the last half of the burrito away instead. Don’t bother asking if I’m ok, you already know the answer.

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It's the cat's birthday

[Petri Montgomery @annemadams]

When I got divorced my friend told me that I needed a breakup anthem song. She chose a Fergie song and I chose a Willie Nelson song and she was like ‘you’re doing this wrong’. I think about it a lot

[Petri Montgomery @annemadams]

@freddurstfan Adventure’s first stop

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My toxic trait is playing my ‘liked songs’ playlist in front of people and then being like ‘omg I love this song!’ as every song starts playing

[Petri Montgomery @annemadams]

@mpearljones Layers

[Petri Montgomery @annemadams]

@danstirtal Aries or get out

[Petri Montgomery @annemadams]

I have 3 ex boyfriends who have the same birthday (today) and I keep daring myself to group text them all Happy Bday. Is this funny or no

[Petri Montgomery @annemadams]

Wish I could personally apologize to every person I’ve ever breathed on before I discovered electric toothbrushes. #notsponsored

[Petri Montgomery @annemadams]

@mpearljones Mmmmm what you say 🔫