Who I blame for all this ghastly hot weather:
Keir Starmer
Andy Burnham
Lazy teachers
BBC
Meghan Markle
Ange Postecoglou
Mounjaro
Jude Bellingham
Matcha
Chat GPT
Hydration breaks
Spiteful class warriors
Call The Midwife
Women who vape
Langoustines
That Norwegian rowing chant.
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Ladies and gentlemen I give you Nigel Farage - the only person in the UK to have benefited from Brexit - er in his case to the tune of £5million. Since 2020 the rest of you are £11,400 worse off than you would have been had we stayed in (based on OBR figs)
Musk as a trillionaire- anyone as a trillionaire- is a grotesque economic, moral and political problem. We cannot have individuals with that level of power, whatever they might have achieved.
The night Boro reached the UEFA Cup final, my dad was being interviewed on Radio 5 and they asked for listener's questions.
I phoned up and asked when he was coming to put the curtains up in my then newly-born daughter's bedroom.