니콜

I say “fight me” a lot for a girl who cries at any sign of confrontation…

[니콜 @anniecolee]

Are you there, God? It’s me again. Still waiting for you to just yeet me into the Great Beyond™ bc I’m physically suffering rn bro

[니콜 @anniecolee]

Idk who needs to hear this, but if they ever let EJAE drop an album of all her demos for KPop Demon Hunters, I would go absolutely feral to buy the first copy. Thank you and goodnight.

[chibi 💕 Vtuber @chibidoki]

all i want for Christmas is moo deng 🦛

[니콜 @anniecolee]

@AirCanada UNPAID WORK IS A TRUE CRIME, AIR CANADA.

[니콜 @anniecolee]

America would rather have a felon in office.

That’s it. That’s the post.

[니콜 @anniecolee]

@TJH314 @brianduffytweet @opinonhaver I really pray that you’re never in a situation where a Flight Attendant has to save your life or provide aid, Tom. Truly, I hope you never have to eat your words.

[니콜 @anniecolee]

@BigwetRealism @brianduffytweet @opinonhaver Because Flight Attendants aren’t covered if her bags are heavy enough to put THEM in a neck brace. Worker’s Compensation will literally tell the Flight Attendant to fuck off if they’re hurt during boarding because, technically, the Flight Attendant isn’t being paid.

[becca 🌙 @BornToBeBecca]

long shot but if a boy just asked you to pick him up from jfk airport today (jetblue flight from raleigh) HE CHEATED ON YOU THIS WEEKEND HE IS BRAGGING ABOUT IT IN THE SEAT BEHIND ME ON THIS PLANE

[니콜 @anniecolee]

a real conversation I had with a friend 😌

[니콜 @anniecolee]

My bestie: “This tiktok says there’s a serial killer in Chicago and I’m worried about you!!!”
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: “You think I’d let a MAN take me out of this world?? With how unreliable they are???”
Her: “….Damn, you right. Men ain’t shit.”

[니콜 @anniecolee]

My mom, actively helping me learn Korean as an adult by just roasting and shaming the hell out of me:
Me: *actively just trying my fucking best*
Mom:
Me:
Mom: Oh my God
Mom: You sound so fucking white, Nicole.

biTCH, BECAUSE YOU RAISED ME TO BE WHITE!???

[Krobus @MrBrandonVink]

Here’s what I hope happens:

1) Netflix removes password sharing
2) Everyone leaves Netflix for another platform that steps up with quality content
3) Netflix tries to bring it back, nobody returns
4) Netflix goes bankrupt
5) We bring back Blockbuster as salt in the wounds

[Steve Posthumus @stovepost]

Never forget that @netflix purposefully supported password sharing for their growth.

You are paying for a certain number of screens, it shouldn't matter where those screens are located.

[니콜 @anniecolee]

So, is anyone else gonna boycott Netflix or am I being dramatic? 🤔

[니콜 @anniecolee]

“Maybe it’s real, maybe it’s the lexapro…” - my friend, Mary.

[니콜 @anniecolee]

Driving in Michigan is always a risk, because people are somehow allowed to drive with only ½ a functioning brain cell. But driving in Illinois is a suicide mission, because Illinois drivers are actively trying to kill someone.

I said what I said.

[니콜 @anniecolee]

Me: “I don’t want your money. Just sign the affidavit saying I’m still financially dependent on you.”
Dad: “But you haven’t asked for money in 3 months.”
Me: “AND WINTER IS COMING AND FLIGHTS ARE SLOWING DOWN. SIGN THE FUCKING AFFIDAVIT.”
Dad: “$1000 good?”
Me: “STOP.”

[니콜 @anniecolee]

Me: “I need you to sign this document saying you financially support me.”
Dad: “Why?”
Me: “I’m trying to get on a payment plan for my medical bill.”
Dad: “How much is the bill?”
Me: “$850, but I can pay it if I get on a plan—”
Dad: “Mom and I will send money.”
Me: “????”

[bralyn🪩 @ateotbray]

TRY GUYS NED CHEATED ON HIS WIFE W FOOD BABIES ALEX???? NED “I LOVE MY WIFE” FULMER CHEATED ON HIS WIFE????

[니콜 @anniecolee]

@fresh_avo_ca_do THAT IS SO CUTE 🥹💕

[니콜 @anniecolee]

$3200 worth of repairs needed on my car… but it’s free to plug in my toaster and take a bath with it 😌