Annie Carrera

[Annie Carrera @annieeebearrr]

Excuse me, weather... What in the fuck do you think you're doing?

[Annie Carrera @annieeebearrr]

Id wear black even if it weren't bid day

[Annie Carrera @annieeebearrr]

On my way to SfN conference in Washington! Just have to survive this plane ride and not shit my pants! I am terrified of planes. 😬😬😬

[Annie Carrera @annieeebearrr]

Squirrel, I promise I'm much more scared of you than you are of me

[Annie Carrera @annieeebearrr]

Officially submitted all of my med schools apps! Now we wait 😳

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

When my phone dies and I don't have a charger, I might as well be Amish.

[Annie Carrera @annieeebearrr]

How does Davie Crockett like his pie? A la mode.

[Annie Carrera @annieeebearrr]

It is done. Thank you everyone for all the love and support you've given me to get through this hellish summer. Y'all da best.

[Annie Carrera @annieeebearrr]

Dressing up for my MCAT so I'll look good even if I dont do well. Also so I can head straight to the bar afterwards...

[Annie Carrera @annieeebearrr]

I have the attention span of a small rodent.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Adults are allowed to buy alcohol because we have to put up with ridiculous shit from ridiculous people all day long.

[Annie Carrera @annieeebearrr]

Mom: "Humphrey Bogart is your dad's man crush Monday... Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday AND Friday"

[Annie Carrera @annieeebearrr]

Guy sitting next to me asked another guy when he is taking his GRE but kept calling it the "gree". Other guy doesn't know wtf is going on

[Annie Carrera @annieeebearrr]

So this is what happens when u forget to close your tab. The bartenders give themselves a $15 tip on your $11 tab 😐

[Annie Carrera @annieeebearrr]

Me: what's that comedians name sounds like Manziel? Oh John Mulaney!
Harry: that sounds nothing like Manziel! ur all sorts of stupid today

[Annie Carrera @annieeebearrr]

People always think road trips are a good thing but there comes a point where youre like 😐😒😠😭 I need to get the fuck out of this goddamn car

[Annie Carrera @annieeebearrr]

Oh o-chem you never cease to make me want to crawl in a hole and die

[Annie Carrera @annieeebearrr]

@alysnava are you grocery shopping with the old people at 6am again?

[Annie Carrera @annieeebearrr]

I hate pedestrians 😐 Unless I'm the one crossing the street then I dont hate pedestrians

[Annie Carrera @annieeebearrr]

I also got hit on by 16 year old. Im getting mixed reviews today