miss chinandler bong

sweet potato predator, chronic annual personality re-brander, fueled by spite, always yoshi in mario kart. #musthavesneezedimsoblessed

[ً @jenseism]

#mogged

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Returning to the burnerverse to say never give up on your dreams my steak’s too juicy and my lobster’s too buttery #ilovewakingupinthemorning

[miss chinandler bong @anniejamesdupe]

Today is a day and I’m not elaborating any further but just know I’m #winning

[miss chinandler bong @anniejamesdupe]

Snap memories so horrendous I turned off my one year ago today

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

fuck yall know bout this

[miss chinandler bong @anniejamesdupe]

@pediasurelover Are either of these New Year’s resolutions going to be completed

[miss chinandler bong @anniejamesdupe]

I really wish I could date myself

[miss chinandler bong @anniejamesdupe]

Why are we 21 playing hard to get

[miss chinandler bong @anniejamesdupe]

Remembering my breakfast in high school was adderall and Celsius 💯💯💯 #thingscouldbeworse

[the vibe formerly known as jules @echotrx]

#IfOurLovesInsanityWhyAreYouMyClairty

[miss chinandler bong @anniejamesdupe]

Yesterday I was at one job and saw people from my other job I feel like I broke the law somehow

[miss chinandler bong @anniejamesdupe]

Accidentally PR’d caffeine consumption today. At least my attention span will be on 100 for love island.

[miss chinandler bong @anniejamesdupe]

Junior year history teacher at the gym rn is this my chance to undo the one that got away.

[miss chinandler bong @anniejamesdupe]

If you recline your seat on an airplane you are actually scum and I hope you learn some social etiquette before stepping in an aircraft again.

[miss chinandler bong @anniejamesdupe]

Can’t believe how stressed I get over posting on Instagram now 12yo me begged the hell out of my parents for this opportunity

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Seeing someone from my graduating class getting engaged feels like seeing dogs walk on their hind legs

[JD VYVANSE @pediasurelover]

📍Gulf of America, U.S.A. 🇺🇸

[miss chinandler bong @anniejamesdupe]

No one at the gym knows I’ve been listening to American Pie on repeat for 52 minutes and counting.

[miss chinandler bong @anniejamesdupe]

Me when I name 5 things I can see 4 things I can touch 3 things I can hear 2 things I can smell and 1 thing I can taste