JD VYVANSE

1x PBR physical assault victim, manslaughter speed charge (expunged), 32 ACT superscore, and world-renowned for getting a 1 on the APUSH exam.

[JD VYVANSE @pediasurelover]

I am about to make some moves in silence and by that I mean I am just letting you guys know I am about to be moving silently and to further clarify what I mean by that is I am giving you guys a heads up that I am about to make some monumental movements with little to no sound

[JD VYVANSE @pediasurelover]

If you guys never hear from me again it’s cause the dude from hinge my roommate has over prolly pulled an Idaho murders on us so it was nice while it lasted burnerverse

[JD VYVANSE @pediasurelover]

Life’s been a little too good lately. I’m averaging blacking out 3 days a week and dudes are climbing up me like squirrels on a tree. My curse has to catch up to me soon. Soon.

[JD VYVANSE @pediasurelover]

Just watched someone try to parallel park on my street and would bet my entire life’s savings that it was a woman

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

There’s an account on IG called “Saturday_fitz” and it’s just dudes dartying in the most outrageous outfits and it’s so awesome

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

I don’t care how bad life gets I’m not watching lοve iѕland

[Kevin “Cuban Missile” Nix @KevinNix5889]

Feds think Oxford is Bogota Colombia. Let the guys play. #Gradweek

[Patrick “Pistol” McGillicuddy II @pat_pistol_ii]

Top 5 Twitter days of all time
1) queen’s death
2) USA Hockey Gold
3) original Mary Kate Cornett
4) 21 savage outed as British
5) January 6th
No questions #Thanks

[Shane Tuttle @ShaneTuttleNCAA]

REPORT: Seven players of the Miami (Ohio) Men’s Basketball team will miss Friday’s game vs Ohio due to a conflicting Alpha Phi date party.

The RedHawks undefeated 24-0 record could be in jeopardy.

[JD VYVANSE @pediasurelover]

@bigbadbeavis @LinkedIn Typically not a great idea. Me personally, I don’t like to mix business with pleasure. Hope this helps.

[dunt @hehehehlolhehe]

No retarded gay shit formed against me shall prosper

[JD VYVANSE @pediasurelover]

Getting shitfaced in a walkable city with the love of my life. That’s the dream. Maybe with a cute little retarded white crusty dog when the time is right, too. Damn.

[Russel “Stringer” Bell @TheRealStringer]

“Oh my god you go to Miami aren’t they ranked #25 in the AP poll?”

Yes.

[JD VYVANSE @pediasurelover]

@brandonnoriss37 I like the way you think, Brandon.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Happy New Year to all, including to my many enemies and those who have fought me and lost so badly they just don't know what to do. Love!

[JD VYVANSE @pediasurelover]

Never kill yourself 😁😁😁

[JD VYVANSE @pediasurelover]

Don’t fucking say some bitchy shit to me and be fat cause brotha I WILL GO THERE

[JD VYVANSE @pediasurelover]

@anniejamesdupe I’ll be administering a statement via press conference December 31st at 11 p.m. CST to discuss my final report

[JD VYVANSE @pediasurelover]

My 2025 itinerary goes as such:

1. recover from my eating disorder and get my boobs and ravenous sex drive back

2. become a dj

[JD VYVANSE @pediasurelover]

If you fart they’ll forget in a day but if you shit your pants they’ll remember for a lifetime