rufus “MB” beavis🇹🇹

6 inches and durable. Ole Miss Frat chef. 3 handicap. Helen Keller denier (no fucking way) Certified Swaggot

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Arsenal and OKC in one day god bless #spursin6

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Just hopped on Fortnite for the first time in a year last night and got full boxed by Kim K’s dumper in my face

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My dads buddy asked me if I smoke or do edibles on the course today and I had to tell him I straight up don’t even burn #guilty

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Jesus dude

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@elliotmellinger Horses don’t stop they keep going

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@JeffShingle67 Being nice to shitty golfers is the worst thing man can do

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@FatherofManyMen Love mine, just gotta get used to fact it looks like it measures a geriatrics blood pressure.

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Channeling this type of energy this Easter

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went to easter sunday mass and all i could think about was boobs

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This was very accurate. Lost the plot entirely

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twitter will be so messed when we are all in college

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Fellas, drop your favorite phrases to use when your buddies putt is just outside the friendship. Need some new material

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@guluksen There’s not even time to save the reputation. It’s dads company or bust for the Truman show

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@vermont_morgan The cop tried dumping mine but it was too icky sticky

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@bigdicric69420 @KenRichard69 Wondering the same

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@KenRichard69 Same here Rhino, lmk how it goes. Day 14 of facing the music for me

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@ColeRagansSZN See that’s where you’re wrong Cole

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Thot Daughter, for three!
Book it!
#virgin

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@fluffyonthebag Thought I was in the clear too, Mike. Then realized the fine print includes a drug screening. I’m fucked!

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@tigertowntrash Brittney I already feel like a dick all the time no need to lather myself in lotion after being wet for 15 minutes

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If it ain’t the sulfates it’s the parabens

But if it ain’t the parabens……….

It’s the sulfates

#staysafe

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9 days off the za and going to bed has been my favorite part of the day. These dreams are fucking wild man🤣