@PhillipMyTank Actually Phillip, you’re talking to a caddyshack team member!!! I’ll be carrying the bags of guys who are 20 years younger than me!!! Don’t piss your lives away kids!!! #laststraw#smokebreak
Smirnoff Ice = The Beginning
Fireball = First Battle
Vodka Mixer = Peace Years
Twisted Tea = Age of Decline
Busch Light = Dark Ages
Rum and Coke = Industrial Revolution
Corona Premier (Lime) = Enlightenment
Whiskey = Corruption
Budweiser = The End
Walking two hours to work today!!!! Feel the sunshine on my face and wind on my back!!!! @YouLostChuck is drinking mojitos and getting his feet rubbed!!! #goodgollymissmolly
I guess it’s that time of the month for @Ebolamaster67 !!!!! Tried to have a nice simple conversation this morning and she just fucking blew her top!!! #tampontom#calmurtits#hit???