Greg Daniels

I cannot lie, I do like playing with my balls. ⚾️

[Greg Daniels @erectasaurus68]

@Nottherealleroy I know a guy who did this at a small DII school!!! At least the betting part!!!!

[Greg Daniels @erectasaurus68]

Getting sober again. Poured a cherry coke into a glass. Drinking it with my eyes closed. #hard #reaching

[Greg Daniels @erectasaurus68]

@PhillipMyTank Actually Phillip, you’re talking to a caddyshack team member!!! I’ll be carrying the bags of guys who are 20 years younger than me!!! Don’t piss your lives away kids!!! #laststraw #smokebreak

[Greg Daniels @erectasaurus68]

Smirnoff Ice = The Beginning
Fireball = First Battle
Vodka Mixer = Peace Years
Twisted Tea = Age of Decline
Busch Light = Dark Ages
Rum and Coke = Industrial Revolution
Corona Premier (Lime) = Enlightenment
Whiskey = Corruption
Budweiser = The End

[Greg Daniels @erectasaurus68]

@PhillipMyTank @Nottherealleroy @YouLostChuck @MissionaryJonny Is Haliburton playing?

[Greg Daniels @erectasaurus68]

@Ebolamaster67

[Greg Daniels @erectasaurus68]

Vegas trip circa. 2009!!!! Housing market crash and children’s college fund!!! Good times, cold dice!!!! #ilosteverything @AlexSmithnjoyer @YouLostChuck

[Greg Daniels @erectasaurus68]

Chronically online today!!! Might share some cute photos of me, @YouLostChuck and @AlexSmithnjoyer

[Greg Daniels @erectasaurus68]

Walking two hours to work today!!!! Feel the sunshine on my face and wind on my back!!!! @YouLostChuck is drinking mojitos and getting his feet rubbed!!! #goodgollymissmolly

[Greg Daniels @erectasaurus68]

@Nottherealleroy Some might forget. I won’t. #loveisonlyonce

[Greg Daniels @erectasaurus68]

@PhillipMyTank The Royals are so bad that you are saying crazy stuff like this!!!!

[Greg Daniels @erectasaurus68]

At work right now. Blasted. Got my job back. (Had to threaten to kill myself)

-Greg

[Greg Daniels @erectasaurus68]

I guess it’s that time of the month for @Ebolamaster67 !!!!! Tried to have a nice simple conversation this morning and she just fucking blew her top!!! #tampontom #calmurtits #hit???

[Greg Daniels @erectasaurus68]

@YouLostChuck Real soon!!! These corporate casinos are about to put me on the streets!!!

[Greg Daniels @erectasaurus68]

Just saw one of them tik taks about best golf courses in Oklahoma. @YouLostChuck how do we feel about the Jimmie Austin golf club!?

[Greg Daniels @erectasaurus68]

@Nottherealleroy Little bit of this little bit of that

[Greg Daniels @erectasaurus68]

@Ebolamaster67 @MissionaryJonny Classic jonny!!!! #sitdownshutup

[Greg Daniels @erectasaurus68]

@Ebolamaster67

[Greg Daniels @erectasaurus68]

@Ebolamaster67 Irons been clean you stupid fuck!!! While you’ve been boozing I’ve been committing to motion!!!! Love you tho!!!! #haircut #driversback #beast

[Greg Daniels @erectasaurus68]

Nobody warned me the 40 day flood was upon us!!!! #grittygolf #soiled #drowning