amj

almost flawless.

[Michael @aGuyOnMyPhone]

I don’t think you’ll really *get* YCSE unless you go in with some prior knowledge of Holmes and Theranos because you kinda need to know how absolutely dead to rights guilty she is to understand the fuckery going on

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

the annoying thing about the whole metaphysical “did Elizabeth Holmes knowingly lie or does she understand things differently” discourse is that it is a matter of public record that she just literally faked financial statements, altered documents, etc

[☆ nova ☆ @MelanatedMuppet]

Kenny Ortega if you can hear this direct a muppet movie

[Dalton Ross @DaltonRoss]

Life is worth living again

[Paris @goodyhilton]

The best addition to any essay is, of course, a condescending tone

[Konstantin Kisin @KonstantinKisin]

"When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say".

My thoughts are with Charlie Kirk's family.

[jos @josiahhughes]

i don't have any skeletons in my closet.
i have the exact opposite: clothes.

[Jake and Amir @jakeandamir]

(Amir enters like a cowboy) Howdy. There's a new TARIFF in town.

[itzel ⋆˚࿔ @lrrainewarren]

watching wicked and whispering “they sang this one on glee” to my friend when defying gravity starts playing

[Nieltown @nieltown]

That’s freakin bull crap, Your Honor

[Jeremy Monjo @JeremyMonjo]

Yes!

[amj @anniejestus]

@lindsaybebout the name of the show is mana

[amj @anniejestus]

@lindsaybebout “zac efron’s brother”

[fruityloop @gravyring]

them: this is not a laughing matter
me:

[Reality TV News/Updates @Realitytv__fan]

The New York Times has named Australian Survivor: Heroes vs Villains Episode 7 "Return of the King" as one of the Best TV Episodes of 2023.

[Lindsay Bebout @lindsaybebout]

Who the hell wants to watch an UNO movie?

[Ryan Brink @ryanvbrink]

I have watched Survivor for 23 years and thought as a superfan I had seen just about everything.

Sunday night’s episode of #SurvivorAU is the most jaw dropping episode of Survivor in global franchise history.

… just wow.

[Nick Iadanza @nickiadanza]

Superb. Marvelous. Unbelievable. Ground-breaking. Unreal. Yet somehow real. Jaw-dropping. Truly unfathomable series of events.

#SurvivorAU