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[Peep Show Script @PeepScript]

[Jeremy tapes a bag of weed to the frisbee, opens the window, and launches it out into the darkness. Super Hans gives chase]

[L @annison]

Cameron Winter single handedly is making every 23-year-old who owns *a jacket* this winter even more insufferable

[L @annison]

Deleted twitter on my phone and only using it on my computer for work now. Getting page after page of bangers now and far less far-right slop. Would recommend this to anyone who has a job that lets them be on twitter all the time.

[L @annison]

@hasitleaked Westside Cowboy by a mile.

[L @annison]

This Glastonbury bar doing the shuffle and not moving is the biggest tease since Margot Robbie in Wolf of Wall Street.

[L @annison]

A politician with some balls. Hope that Kev and Maurice cut down on coffees and cruises and don't let the state cover all their needs like they think happens with the rest of us 👍

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Andy Burnham has pledged to scrap the state pension triple lock after the next election

"From April 2030, we will adjust it. The state pension will continue to rise every year at least by prices or 2.5%"

[L @annison]

@thederbydigest Glad you've stopped using AI and have started putting real time and effort into your 'coverage'

[L @annison]

@c_0L_e Get on the coca leaves

[L @annison]

Capitalism is when you go and see a cool thing in a foreign country

[Harihar @harihar_goswami]

sorry to burst your bubble but this intense desire to travel the world is a capitalist concept.

and it would reduce massively without social media.

[L @annison]

Boomers are at it again. Save your own fucking money you've been earning for the last 45 years and live off that. Thought the state wasn't meant to bail people out or is that just reserved for young people?

[Fynn @fynnvestor]

£241 a week
£1,049 a month
£12,590 a year

That’s what the government thinks your retirement is worth after a lifetime of working

How are you meant to live on that?

[L @annison]

@thederbydigest @1805cam So you’re lazy? You can’t even be arsed to write in full sentences and you expect people to take you seriously?

[L @annison]

@dylannmarriott @dcfcstephen Ozoh deal very much still alive

[L @annison]

@DCFCcammm It’s a shame we never got Manor Solomon we need someone with his work rate and ethics. He supports the Derby way.

[L @annison]

I have no idea how to feel about this but I massively dislike it

[BCNR updates @BCNRupdates]

Black Country, New Road dressed as Fontaines D.C for their Halloween show at 02 Academy Brixton

[L @annison]

Don’t worry, the far right is on the rise, the NHS has been gutted, you pay hundred in tax for no benefit - the real issue is whether genocidal Israeli nutters should be allowed in Birmingham. Meanwhile, Celtic and rangers are allowed about 15 away fans. Bellend.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: No 10 says discussions are happening “at pace, across Government” to resolve the ban on Maccabi Tel Aviv fans attending their Aston Villa match

[L @annison]

At the end of the day, we always win.

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

Bumped into an old friend at the US Embassy Xmas party …

[highspeedpeach @highspeedpeach]

We’ve squeezed in one more before the year’s out…

Joining @ryandunnmusic for his headline show in Leicester, Dec 27th 🍑🍑

[highspeedpeach @highspeedpeach]

🍑🍑 EP LAUNCH GIG MANCHESTER 🍑🍑

We’re back from summer with a double announcement: our first EP and a huge gig to celebrate

We’ll be headlining Lions Den on 24/10/24 with of special guests, presented by @scruffoftheneck

Tickets are on sale tomorrow at 10am from the link

[L @annison]

English refs supposedly the worse around, 2 selected for the biggest games of the euros so far and the European refs have been honking. Noticing.

[L @annison]

FT tactic accounts are so ridiculous, all they say is retrospective. It’s not impressive saying someone being picked for England is good at football. If you look this deep into old clips of players the game is lost on you.

[CounterPressers @CounterPressers]

Wharton’s ability to dominate central zone’s when in-possession makes him an absolute monster.

His technical tools which aid his central-zonal dominance are:

- Scan frequency - awareness of press/space
- Processing speed - instant decisions
- Optimal body position/manipulation receiving
- Consistently optimal touch
- Compactness - balance, no backlift, core strength
- Complete ball-striking range - clean
- Elastic, powerful frame - ground-eating biomechanics.