maybe: anna

right right yeah yeah sure sure

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

full-body chills watching a jalen brunson wait for it tiktok edit

[Witch @witchwounds]

i be profen

[trash jones @jzux]

(1 inch from your face the moment you wake up) did you dream of me

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Last night was a hippa violation

[julia @juumelo_]

I am a beautiful girl having to use excel so you can imagine what kind of stress I am under

[alli @sonofalli]

JSON derulo

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Anyone in NYC want to sublet my room while I’m at work (must be out of there by the time I get back, no weekends)

[misto @mistowho]

does anyone want to play outside after work

[rat_angel_ @rat_angel_]

New York City? You mean where they make the crosswords?

[Daniel Tenreiro @TenreiroDaniel]

do not ask for whom the dow jones

[mia @httpsosweet]

I'm half unstoppable force on my dad's side and half immovable object on my mom's side

[shaurya @shauseth]

startup idea: we sell hand made artisanal code

[cooper @marnieapologist]

my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport

[cheyenne🆗️ @evilvillain1231]

I've lost years of my life to two-factor authentification

[“mr society” @siteprotagonist]

i dont mind the fare increase because $3.00 is a nice clean pretty number. $2.90 was offensive. we all still miss $2.75 of course the stunner she was

[Villein @burialfetish]

my new year's resolution is to emit a powerful beam of light

[frye @___frye]

claude, make strawberries sweet again. bring back the warmth of the summer sun when the days stretched on forever and all we had was each other. do not make mistakes.

[Marysia @marysia_cc]

Christmas Avenue by Pierre-Emmanuel Lyet
The New Yorker, December 2025

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

haha, that’s amazing, it actually reminds me of a similar story. well, not similar. but I’ve been wanting to talk for awhile and I think I found a tangential connection to shoehorn it in

[Rory McCarthy @roryisconfused]

No one ever does “Iris” by Goo Goo Dolls at Karaoke. You can’t be ironic about it, and the level of emotional intensity it would bring is simply too much to be contained within the social remit of Karaoke. It has a sort of holiness about it which people know not to transgress