We're driving through a Texas storm with a tornado warning, power is out, and so I call my dad and his first words are, "Glad you're in your truck, and not mine".
@TheLongScore If you put a past due truck note in a hole and water it with Coors light, it will grow into an ex husband named Clint that rides a crippled sorrel horse and thinks he’s a header and named his baby after a city he wished he won the rodeo in
stock contractor, barrel racer, college kid, healthcare worker, solo traveler, business owner, bilingual, author. This lady has too much going on & by this lady, I mean me