@YesReallyAngel My dogs are a bunch of mates with whom I have a great time, but then I realise they've destroyed everything and left me to do the tidying up.
@JasonKPargin An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender slams two beers down on the bar and says 'thats the problem with you mathematicians, you don't know your limits'.