Madam, I’m Adam

Just an old guy who’s a relatively new dad, trying to make it on this rock. I sell suds and watch sports and movies.

[Madam, I’m Adam @anoldnewdad]

@Sneketoshi These are amazing! Please tell Steve from one (semi) artist to another, he’s fantastic!

[Madam, I’m Adam @anoldnewdad]

@diegosanro11 @SECBarstool Which they used to do all the time when I played them in College Football USA 96 on Sega, so…USA! USA!

[Madam, I’m Adam @anoldnewdad]

@MLB @Padres I feel like they probably can’t hit in those either.

[Madam, I’m Adam @anoldnewdad]

This is such dogshit. I’ve been watching this team for 40 goddamn years…watching these stars with legit talent going out and underperforming day after goddamn day is so, so, SO worse than watching Yangervis Solarte punch above his weight.

[Grisham Lover @FinestCitySD]

It’s so easy to spot the people who became fans after 2020.

Y’all crying over a little losing streak. I promise you don’t know what real struggle is

[Madam, I’m Adam @anoldnewdad]

The @Padres just lost *2* different types of challenges in the span of *3* pitches IN THE FIRST INNING.

This team makes me want to walk into traffic.

[Madam, I’m Adam @anoldnewdad]

@stoolpresidente You’re such a whiny little twat, it’s hilarious

[Madam, I’m Adam @anoldnewdad]

@SDUTKrasovic It happens. But it’s good to see him have some big hits.

[Madam, I’m Adam @anoldnewdad]

@TomBussePDX @GovTinaKotek Rogue closed because they had a $10 million settlement against them due to a drunk driving case. That, along with many of their other debts due to their own personal mismanagement, is what closed them.

[Madam, I’m Adam @anoldnewdad]

@WebgirlHere @GovTinaKotek Rogue closed because they had a $10 million settlement against them due to a drunk driving case. That, and other assorted mismanagements.

[Madam, I’m Adam @anoldnewdad]

@RealTraderJill Nobody in the world is as good at what they do as this dude. I’ll go to my grave believing that.

[Madam, I’m Adam @anoldnewdad]

@GriftReport I worked at the Strand from about 2004 to 2008 or so, and I would see her around all the time, so I assume this is her place in Union Square. She seemed really cool.

[Madam, I’m Adam @anoldnewdad]

@shonkpa55133 That thing’s cool as hell.

[Madam, I’m Adam @anoldnewdad]

@RealWashedGamer @byesline Someone obviously has no clue what a 92 mph slider looks like. You wouldn’t even fucking see it let alone touch it.

A DII college team would destroy an NFL team. It’s just how it is.

[Madam, I’m Adam @anoldnewdad]

@YourFriendKyle_ Bip Roberts

[Madam, I’m Adam @anoldnewdad]

@DonOrsillo @CBSSportsMLB @Padres @MLB The best in the biz getting their fair due!

[Madam, I’m Adam @anoldnewdad]

@shmekie @JohnRichTV True, true. Didn’t think of that. Still funny though.

[Madam, I’m Adam @anoldnewdad]

@DickTrazy @timburchett Because this country is run by trash?

[Madam, I’m Adam @anoldnewdad]

@Hoopss An adult. Eat shit.