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[le loup garou @turdducken]

greg was running after a thunderstorm and sued the homeowner and landscaper. he received large payments annually until recently that he used to bankroll his political career where his first move was making suits like his illegal. a small, vile soul

[madeline ౨ৎ⋆ @magnoliasskye]

people's reactions to the cyclospora outbreak being, "hope i get it so i can lose weight," are so representative of the failures of public health education and the prevalence american eating disorder culture that it's hard to find any of it funny

[Michal Tal, PhD @ImmunoFever]

Last year some regrettable cost cutting decisions were made about foodborne pathogen testing, ending 28 years of screening for cyclosporiasis and quickly catching and quenching several outbreaks. Now we still have no idea what the source of this outbreak is. This is the price!!!

[Softboy @softboywin]

The World Health Organization has announced that we will start running out of clean water (drinking, showering, laundry, dishes) in the next FEW YEARS. We are officially entering water bankruptcy. This is a direct result of AI. Please stop using it now.

[laura🦋 @prettyplslipa]

it must be wild for you to finally see a normal and healthy body in the era of thinness and ozempic obsessed celebrities. hope you all heal soon

[Ana R @BadCodeShoot]

I need everyone to differentiate Keith Porter Jr’s murder bc it is an egregious example of the times we are living in- he wasn’t murdered by ICE during an immigration action nor protest. A random man murdered him in his own yard &used his position as ICE agent to get away with it

[blue @mrbluemouth]

she’s the “celebrity of celebrities” and the guest list is just zionists, abusers, and racists lol

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Should be 9-0 since it’s in the fucking constitution.

[🛒 SweetTooth | DPMO 🛒 @SweetToothAudio]

Some guy pulled up to the World Cup event in a MAGA hat to harass the Mexico supporters and a bunch of Korean dudes stepped up and almost jumped him. This is the closest we’ve ever been to world peace 😭

[izzy 🫐 @beuck_]

i feel like i just did a line of coke

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I want a refund on every minute I spent in 8th grade learning that monopolies are illegal and that our government would protect us from greedy men....

[buddy |🔻 ( TADC 9 SPOILERS ) @snailsandbugsss]

if you like strawberry ice cream you should try cocaine

[luca @waynesfury]

unfortunately don't think it'll have a scene anywhere as good as this

[kaiya @kaiyashunyata]

good evening. the “heated rivalry fandom” was a six month sociological study conducted by harvard university. we are now complete with our study. thank you for your time

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Some of y’all aren’t scared enough about running out of potable water. We need it to survive, our pets and farms do too. Data centres are using it up and wasting it. They project we could run out by 2039. Thirteen years. Stop asking AI questions, it’s not worth it.

[DE'RON 🌞 @deronworld]

i’m already seeing people complain about #ScaryMovie6 not having a plot and in a letterboxd world where everybody and their mama is a film critic, i beg you to watch at least the first two films. none of them had a plot. it’s literally just parodies thrown together. LAUGH. 😭

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[KangusBangus @KangusB3]

No boomer has ever applied to 500 jobs and gotten 5 emails back and 2 interviews and no employment.

They do not understand the world that we live in. They cannot understand it, that would shatter their world view. They reflexively call you lazy to protect their view of reality.

[brandon* @brndxix]

wdym war on protein, they’re literally putting that shit in doritos

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

“this too shall pass” and it gets worse