rick (a dolphin) ☭

dolphin.

[rick (a dolphin) ☭ @anonamurs]

@KamalaHarris @JoeBiden I mean, he should...?

[Yaz Minsky @Yaz_Minsky]

“You’ll get more conservative as you age” was always predicated on becoming more well-off and comfortable as you age, thus being more invested in preserving the status quo, and that simply hasn’t held true for anyone born after 1986 or so.

[rick (a dolphin) ☭ @anonamurs]

insert “always has been” meme here

[🇺🇸 American Trucker Paul 🇺🇸 @4MillDriver1996]

When did it become okay to disrespect the position of the President of the United States?

[rick (a dolphin) ☭ @anonamurs]

@BTH_Bill Barack Obama.

[rick (a dolphin) ☭ @anonamurs]

@starsandstripes This is the darkest headline I’ve ever seen and y’all are acting like it’s cute.

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

Under communism, material need will be eliminated and hours spent working will be greatly reduced as productivity increases. Communists will use this enormous amount of free time to call each other liberals all day.

[rick (a dolphin) ☭ @anonamurs]

@ComptonMadeMe Tulsi Gabbard is not and never has been a member of “the left”

[rick (a dolphin) ☭ @anonamurs]

@Cmelofanclub @MLB @tatis_jr @Padres Lmao

[rick (a dolphin) ☭ @anonamurs]

@ronthebestMAGA @MLB @tatis_jr @Padres You’re right. He’s already better.

[Ronald Acuña Jr. @ronaldacunajr24]

They have to hit me , because they don’t get me out 🤫🤫🤫

[rick (a dolphin) ☭ @anonamurs]

I want to participate in the infinite jest discourse but I am too stupid to actually read it.

[Chloe @chloesantaub]

Decolonising universities must involve the normalisation of Zionism.

[rick (a dolphin) ☭ @anonamurs]

Every communist should get into disc golf with me.

[rick (a dolphin) ☭ @anonamurs]

Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech!

[rick (a dolphin) ☭ @anonamurs]

@casper2900 How the fuck is “Finland isn’t real” dangerous to anybody?

[rick (a dolphin) ☭ @anonamurs]

@dcexaminer @realDonaldTrump 👁

[rick (a dolphin) ☭ @anonamurs]

👁

[Washington Examiner @dcexaminer]

“WOW! Trump has been buying his supporters pizza every 45 minutes! How generous! Thank you @realDonaldTrump."

“You know it’s from Trump because the sh-- isn’t gluten free. There’s meat on it.”

“Trump’s an alpha.”

https://t.co/XqSyJzhL4J

[TrueAnon @TrueAnonPod]

She warned y’all

[rick (a dolphin) ☭ @anonamurs]

@RepMattGaetz You are the most housebroken person I’ve ever seen. Does trump swat you with a newspaper when you don’t behave?

[rick (a dolphin) ☭ @anonamurs]

Can someone give Rasputin my number please