Jonathan Michelle

Expectant Father / Cynic Extrodionaire / Have the most inappropriate fatherhood blog ever

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@sexysicilian88 DM me cam deets!

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listening to some longwinded asshole at @refreshchi [ not the presenter, some guy asking a question ]

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Whitney Houston died. This means that I finally have the opportunity I have always wanted to fuck her.

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I met a 25 year old girl on the "electric train" in chicago. She wasn't that hot, but hey, 25, who gives a shit, thats yummy.

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Someone just told me that their one year old [12 month old] said "daddy, I love you". Is this possible? I'm not buyin it.

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New blog post in response to someone elses blog post "5 Things a geek entrepreneur should know. ." http://t.co/nawHcmUk

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@trinachi Goddamn you are hot!

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My 6 mo old daughter woke up this morning and was scared of her foot & started crying. Usually she is smiling with it wholly in her mouth.

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@boopboopbdoop And you are the prettiest one by far.

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RT @boopboopbdoop Have you seen our beautiful baby? It's an ebook and it has 12 mommies. http://t.co/F2iDT9Ax #whimsyforwendys #milfs

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Testing #37cfaa

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@Cali4egonian Nah, the difference between gas smiles and happy smiles is distinct. These were clearly happy dreams.

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@kbaribeau Sounds like an excellent opportunity for sodomy.

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@agentFin Sounds like you need less tail !

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@CHIRPRadio Yknow, you would get more social "action" if you asked ppl to tweet something to enter for drawrings :)

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My father in law is the kind of guy that would walk around to little kid's lemonade stands and write them safety/health violations. #douche

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OH: "Just tell me if I'm talking too much" < followed by silence from intended recipient of said information >

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@amberdemure At least you know where you are supposed to store it!

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@Cali4egonian Well *yea* it would. I have this one video where she is sleeping and smiling and frowning and back and forth.

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@Cali4egonian I'd even show you pictures and videos of her after the four and a half minutes in the bathroom. She's really adorable.