"you blocked me!" yeah, i made a shitty little fuckhead disappear forever with the press of a button, and i'd do it again
it doesn't mean i'm afraid of you any more than flushing the toilet means i'm afraid of my own craps. it means you're shit. get outta here
@chaotictransfem Oh no I might miss out on thousands in college debt, my job at the grocery store, and being single in my 40s. what a waste. Anyway I'm slamming that red button with the force of a thousand exploding suns
@smthngvelveteen you're not wrong but it feels like if there were an actual effort to conserve the stuff we'd have all the people who decided being a contrarian was a fine substitute to developing a personality starting to just vent it all into the atmosphere on purpose to get a reaction
@achewood as someone who was there when Homestuck crashed Newgrounds, I still say the Great Outdoor Fight is the most hyped I've ever gotten over a webcomic. I remember being late to my 8 am class more than once because I *needed* to see that day's new Achewood
@DeathMetalV too bad he still looks like a knockoff GI Joe some kid dropped under the porch and the dog spent the next six years chewing on until dad hit it with the lawnmower one day
"Smash is gonna have to up its crossover game to compete with Fortnite" that Michelin star restaurant is gonna have to up its fine dining game to compete with the dumpster behind the gas station
summer enjoyers will get to winter and be like "man this chill in the air that is easily countered by an extra shirt sure is mildly inconvenient! i'd much rather lie naked in my sweat-soaked bedsheets at half past midnight with the AC and six fans doing absolutely fuck-all"
@JustShaina_ I promise you, the little bit of extra human misery that making some overworked, underpaid tired person ring you up produces won't make your groceries taste any better
@roegamaniac relics were EW's biggest fumble imo. two expansions in a row establish powerful memories as being capable of really cranking up a weapon's power and we have the ghosts of dead worlds at the edge of the universe. instead we get the literal coffee shop AU version of their lore
@scuff7@sapphyreblayze cranky because your generation tried to turn mine into a synonym for lazy the instant we realized how hard we were getting screwed, and it backfired so hard that now *your* generation is synonymous with "I want to speak to your manager" types, aren't you