Megan Eslamboly

I say funny things sometimes

[Megan Eslamboly @anonymouslymeg]

All the world’s my stage, and I have many more parts to play

[alicia🤠 @nycgurl99]

who’s coming with me to a peach pit concert after the apocalypse 😌

[Megan Eslamboly @anonymouslymeg]

@rohmontgomery It’s crazy how hyped I got to sing this at the top of my lungs at midnight 😅 sorry fam

[ricky montgomery @rohmontgomery]

this thanksgiving please mask up as we remember america’s favorite pastime of wiping out massive populations by the uncontrolled spread of disease

[🌱sunny @illustrasuns]

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[Megan Eslamboly @anonymouslymeg]

@rob_hixon Was this Shellie?

[Megan Eslamboly @anonymouslymeg]

I know I’m officially an adult because I just got excited about ordering stamps

[Kyle Stoker @kstoker77]

A quick summary of the election #CallTheElection

[Megan Eslamboly @anonymouslymeg]

After years of disappointment I had gotten used to calling McDonalds about their ice machine, not anymore!

[rashiq @rashiq]

I reverse engineered mcdonald's internal api and I'm currently placing an order worth $18,752 every minute at every mcdonald's in the US to figure out which locations have a broken ice cream machine

https://t.co/2KsRwAdrMd

[Megan Eslamboly @anonymouslymeg]

Everyday I’m watching less students turn on their cameras (only 3 students visible in both my classes); my heart goes out to the teachers and professors spending the whole day talking to blank screens 💕

[ricky montgomery @rohmontgomery]

fav anime gotta be The Simpsons

[Megan Eslamboly @anonymouslymeg]

I have a new found hatred for the Home Owner’s Association.

[Megan Eslamboly @anonymouslymeg]

“Convey me to my bed, then to my grave—
Love they to live that love and honour have.”

~Richard II {II,1}
#ShakespeareSunday

[Megan Eslamboly @anonymouslymeg]

Anyone else’s adblocker not cutting it anymore?

[Megan Eslamboly @anonymouslymeg]

You’re up to date, I’m Jean Nicols and now back to the desert’s best mix, MIX 100.5
(Cue Nickelback)

[alicia🤠 @nycgurl99]

who remembers listening to mix 100.5 on the way to school

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

their president got covid, and conservative anti-maskers still believe this shit???

[Megan Eslamboly @anonymouslymeg]

No good morning text? Time for my mind to over analyze the situation to conclude that he is no longer interested!

[John Hodgman @hodgman]

One time I was given a course of prednisone and I never ran faster on the treadmill and I actually started crying on the treadmill because I felt SO SO GREAT. "This must be what it's like to be normal!" I said out loud. I told my doctor about this and he told me to stop taking em

[ghosthoney @tylergaca]

Art School Critiques 🥴

[Moshe Kasher @moshekasher]

California rules and I never want to live anywhere else.