Anonymous youth guy

Tweeting stuff I can't say at staff meeting or at a parent's meeting.

[Anon Church Guy @MrChurchGuy]

Pastors, this is your last Sunday to make your first Pokemon reference in church while still being relevant on it. It's now or never.

[Youth Group Boy @YouthGroupBoy]

A youth minister's years in ministry are generally in inverse proportion to the amount of selfies they take with students.

[Just The Youth Guy @JustAYthPastor]

Well that didn't take long.

[Anonymous youth guy @Anonymousuthguy]

Youth Group is over at 800pm not 937pm!!! Argh!!!!

[Anonymous youth guy @Anonymousuthguy]

#NeverTrump #NeverHillary #foxnewsdebate #FeelTheBern

[Anonymous youth guy @Anonymousuthguy]

Hmmmm.... Might be better choice then the choices we have now! #FOXDebate #foxnewsdebate #NeverTrump #NeverHillary

[Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon]

They call it a "selfie" because "narcissistie" is too hard to spell.

[Anonymous youth guy @Anonymousuthguy]

So wait a second...The Vatican City has an extremely limited immigration policy right ?

[Anonymous youth guy @Anonymousuthguy]

So Vatican City has a big wall all the way around it right ?

[Anonymous youth guy @Anonymousuthguy]

So was Nehemiah worst than #Trump because re-build a wall? #justasking

[Anonymous youth guy @Anonymousuthguy]

Didn't Nehemiah build a wall ?

[Anonymous youth guy @Anonymousuthguy]

College small group just left our house. Don't have to talk about #calvinism for another week. #itisaphase

[Memes For Jesus @MemesForJesus]

#C3PO #RedArm #StarWars #Matthew6 #ChristianMemes

[YouthMinProbs @YouthMinProbs]

I'm not sure this is biblically accurate.

[Anonymous youth guy @Anonymousuthguy]

btw I did win!

[Anonymous youth guy @Anonymousuthguy]

Am I swallow that I compare fb birthday comments that I get and how many my Pastor gets? But no one gets more than the worship guy

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

I'm perfectly fine partying like it's 1999 if it means you can't use your iPhone to take a selfie where you're posing like a fish.

[Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon]

Ushers will be standing by for your year-end tax-deductible offering.

#yourewelcome