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Anonymous mum, probably venting

[anonymum @anonymum5]

#gap I think I bloody will get tired of it

[anonymum @anonymum5]

‘I’ll have a shower when baby’s asleep.’ Baby falls asleep. I have breakfast, tidy kitchen, put washing on, make shopping list. Baby wakes up. I am not showered. Fuck

[anonymum @anonymum5]

#thingsidontsaytomyhusband I know you can get home by 1730 cos you do when you’ve got you’re running club. So when you don’t have running, and you don’t get home until almost 1800, it really fucking annoys me

[anonymum @anonymum5]

Shopping done and babe’s asleep in the car soooo... eating my breakfast in the car #winning #mumlife #motherhood

[anonymum @anonymum5]

The smell of baby poo following me round tells me I have some on me, somewhere, but I just can’t find it 😶

[anonymum @anonymum5]

The husband uttered those magic words “shall we get our bedroom back?” #happy6monthold #byebyesidesleeper #mumlife #notsonewmum #parenting

[anonymum @anonymum5]

#thingsidontsaytomyhusband I shouldn’t have to remind you of the open day of our first choice nursery so you don’t schedule yourself to lead a run at your running club.

[anonymum @anonymum5]

#thingsidonttellmyhusband the baby may be sleeping, the house a tidy place, but this by far is the thing giving me smug face 😌 #emptycuppa AND it was warm!! #mumlife #newmum #smallwins #winning

[anonymum @anonymum5]

#thingsidonttellmyhusband when the baby is fighting going to sleep, I drive to MacDonalds, get a drive through meal and eat it on the drive at home. Guaranteed baby is asleep before I put my order through #mumlife #newmum #babyhack #parentinghack #lazyparenting

[anonymum @anonymum5]

#thingsidontsaytomyhusband my weekend was that 4 hour slot you took the baby and the dog out for a walk and let me have a bath #mum #mumlife #newmum