☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️

This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.

[☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @AnOrangeSNES]

Her: I love you so much
Me: Hey, *puts my hand on her shoulder* we all make mistakes sometimes.

[☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @AnOrangeSNES]

Just saw a genie order a Djinn and Tonic at this bar. I wish I made this up.

[Maddy 👗👟👒🍃☂️ @MadHatterMommy]

Trying to boldly split an infinitive.

[☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @AnOrangeSNES]

Mommy Issues, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Mommy Issues, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Mommy Issues, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Oedipus Complex

[☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @AnOrangeSNES]

Gonna write a book about machines that look like plants called Cacti, Robot.

[Warren @swd2]

I’m dead. The internet remains undefeated. 😂☠️

[☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @AnOrangeSNES]

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna steal the spice trade.

-The Dutch to Portugal

[☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @AnOrangeSNES]

THEM: | ||

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ME: I'm sorry for your loss

[☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @AnOrangeSNES]

I like watching romance movies because it makes me want to f̶a̶l̶l̶ i̶n̶ l̶o̶v̶e̶ destroy the planet.

[☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @AnOrangeSNES]

Is that a banana in your pants? Because if it is that's fruit theft.

[☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @AnOrangeSNES]

I came
I saw
I want to play a game

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

Millions of peaches, peaches for free is a terrible business model

[Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa]

If I worked at a mayonnaise factory, I would just say “what the Hellman?”anytime someone made a mistake and everyone would love me.

[☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @AnOrangeSNES]

They say love is deaf, dumb and blind but sure plays a mean pinball.

[☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @AnOrangeSNES]

Gonna write a three chord song called Déjà Vu, but you probably heard it before.

[☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @AnOrangeSNES]

You wouldn't download a car

Well yeah, not without faster Internet speeds

[☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @AnOrangeSNES]

Roosters crow but crows don't rooster, really makes you think.

[ANAÏS NINJA @michikoconuts]

Roses are red
I play the recorder
Let’s have some fun with
schizoaffective disorder

[Twonks @twonkscomics]

why neck hurt

[reb @rebmasel]

“what radicalized you?” probably my basic human empathy