Anas Banas

KUL ↔️ LHR ↔️ JED || | Chartered Accountant | Public Practitioner

[Anas Banas @ans47]

Always rasa rushing and tak cukup masa?

Do this- solat right after azan. Solat on time. Insya Allah, you will feel yr 24 hours longer than usual.

I actually discovered this in Makkah. My days were longer. I thought it's miracle. Actually the miracle is abour solat on time.

[Anas Banas @ans47]

Apo

[Nad @fnadira_]

Calon: Expected salary saya RM5,000

HR: Bajet kami RM3,500 je

Big boss: Reject dia.

Tapi HR tu tanya lagi “kenapa kamu tak terima gaji RM3,500?”

Calon: 👇🏻

[Anas Banas @ans47]

Dh tau lunch time ramai org cuba la organise elok sikit. Ni terkedek kedek pening kepala

[The Pets 𝕏 @ThePetsX]

First day at work

[unmag @unmagnetism]

ga semua orang gila masuk rumah sakit jiwa
ada juga yang masuk kerja

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

As an adult, receiving ANYTHING that I don't have to buy for myself as a gift, is a welcome and joyous experience

[Anas Banas @ans47]

Kalau belum tau nk order apa, fikir bagi habis dulu baru gi kaunter

[Arah Batin @arahbatin]

"Adab tertinggi seorang penuntut ilmu adalah dia tetap mendengar nasihat atau ilmu dari seseorang, dan bersikap seolah-olah baru mendengar, walaupun sebenarnya dia sudah tahu dan pernah berkali-kali mendengarnya."

Imam al-Ghazali

[blue @bluewmist]

grew older, i learned that the key to surviving the day is not positivity. it's acceptance. accepting that not all days are good and happy. you will have bad days. you make mistakes. you fail. you mess up. everything’s not going to fall into place and that is completely okay

[Anas Banas @ans47]

@anina_faris Hello. Sebagai pencinta kopi, just nk fahamkan la, ada any reason ke nk stop minum kopi tu

[Anas Banas @ans47]

Lelaki selalunya tak suka fikirannya diserabutkan oleh elemen2 yg tak beri penyelesaian bila dalam sesuatu masalah.

Ini mungkin salah satu sbb

[🔺meingl🔻 @meinmokhtar]

Sebab boleh anon

[Anas Banas @ans47]

Kita ni kalau rumah pun kecik, parking pun ala kadar, tak yah lah nk buat jamuan raya utk 200 pax... habis menyusahkan jiran dan pengguna jalan raya

Sampai ke depan pintu pagar orang pun guest kamu semua nk park kereta.

[MOHAMMED𓂆 @Mo7mmd30]

Everyone felt sad for the penguin walking alone and the monkey rejected by his mother. But this video is far more heartbreaking, yet it didn’t receive the same attention.

[Cinephile Intern @cinephileintern]

Laki-laki gak boleh miskin. Dunia jahat sama laki-laki miskin. 😭😔

[Anas Banas @ans47]

Just because kita minta satu job tu tak dapat, doesn't mean orang lain yang dpt kerja kat situ pakai cable..... ✌🏼

[jebs 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 @_TheJebs]

Eloklah sekolah tutup kalau lebih 37 darjah sebab seingat aku dulu sekolah sampai darjah 6 je.

[Anas Banas @ans47]

Bagi aku kalau takda subsidi petrol pun takpa, cuma cukai dan pcb tu turun la skit

Senak jugak la perut kalau net taxable income baru > 100k dh masuk 25% tax rate. Singapore yg kaya raya pun tak mcm tu.

[Anas Banas @ans47]

Based on my observation,

Orang tak la triggered sangat kalau takat tanya soalan kecuali kalau

1. Orang tu annoying, dia tanya tu, kita tau dia punya niat tu bukan sekadar chit chat

2. Lepas dpt jawapan, suka nk bagi ceramah. Konon kahwin tu juga lah benda paling penting dalam hidup. Walaupun kau tau kata2 kau tak mengubah apa2.

3. Suka nak recommend orang yg tak best utk kahwin dgn kita. Pastu paksa2. Pastu ajak orang lain gelak

[Mr. H 🇵🇸 @asonofapeach]

Weak sial korang sekadar tanya “Bila nak kahwin?” je terus triggered.

Just reply “Belum lagi, doakan saya ye?” and senyum, habis cerita.

9 out of 10 times they wouldn’t even continue broaching the subject. Benda boleh settle in 5 seconds tapi korang punya over…