Tony Munyenze

C# Developer|Data science | minimalist | human | all tweets are lawful, but not all tweets build

[Just Evans 🇰🇪 @JustEvansK]

It's up there with a fly trying to get out through the window and it just keeps hitting it.😭😭

[Nyarari🎀🌸 @nyar_uai]

i feel like Nairobi people want to be loved but noone wants to love

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

cats really mastered life.

sleep.
eat.
avoid loud people.
sit in sunlight.
leave when the energy feels off.

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

Cat: "No, thank you.."🐈🐾😅

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

Turtle: "Thanks officer, but I know where I'm going"..🐢😅

[𝑴𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒙 @mirexmoses]

Mom vs Dad, who had the better style? 😅

[oziọma @rsvptemple]

pro tip:

don’t always travel with sensible people. especially on vacation, pick a not-too-far-gone rascal and be their anchor.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Oil marketers now say the recalled Sh11.8 billion petrol cannot be removed.

They say it’s already mixed inside KPC pipelines, making it impossible to trace.

(Despite govt orders, the fuel may still be in circulation)

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

bro was just born and went straight to retirement

[LeRoy @LeeRussian]

Getting a daughter will have you loosing gangsta points daily 🤣🤣

[Erika Lee @erikalee]

"I'm at my limit"

emotional or claude?

[.dwgo🇹🇷🇦🇷 @davidswagoo]

finding new music counts as a productive day for me.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Life of every unmarried man after 30

[Neet @neet_sol]

your boss at work will be like “i know these are stressful times” and be the stress in the times

[Cudii🥭 @_griftine]

Alikiba deserves a statue for coming up with “Unatema Big G kwa karanga za kuonjeshwa”. That’s a top proverb ya wahenga wa sasa

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Why are rugs so expensive? Pillows? Curtains? Why does the trash fill up so fast? Why do I have to clean my kitchen so much? And seriously, where is all this dust coming from???

[Marshal 🧢 @temjinem]

Behavioral patterns – Your phone collects data on searches, typing habits, browsing, time spent on content, and even pauses or reactions. Over time, algorithms build an extremely detailed profile of what you think you like or might want next.

So yes, it can feel like your thoughts are being hijacked, but it’s your digital shadow doing the talking.

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

it occurred to me that let there be light was the first prompt

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

People singing happy birthday to you feels like a real life unskippable ad

[Charles A. Fokuoh II Esq @CharlesFaraday1]

First rule of motion : don’t force ball.

Second rule of motion: when you finally receive the ball, BALL.