Anteater Vac Ted

Yes, I'm a talking anteater/vacuum cleaner hybrid. Now please, pick your jaw up off the floor so I can do my job and clean.

[Anteater Vac Ted @anteatervac]

@Demon_Agramon Hey, watch it buddy! I got enough crap to clean on this campus without you wrecking the place! You got that!?

[Anteater Vac Ted @anteatervac]

@MouseSoldierA27 Because I care, I found this for you. It'd be helpful to all of us if you looked into it. http://t.co/ygzh9YAI

[Anteater Vac Ted @anteatervac]

@Demon_Agramon You should get to know @MouseSoldierA27. You have much in common. At the very least, the interactions would be fun to watch.

[Anteater Vac Ted @anteatervac]

Just because I'm part vacuum cleaner and a custodian doesn't mean I'm a maid. Students need to stop asking me to vacuum their rooms!

[Anteater Vac Ted @anteatervac]

If I had teeth, I might actually mind the fact that my job fails to provide any dental insurance.

[Anteater Vac Ted @anteatervac]

@MobyTickTock Art students fill their lives with mounds of tedious work that they complain about despite it being their passion. Try that.

[Anteater Vac Ted @anteatervac]

@LavaSwordBoar Yes, out of all the volcanos in the world your nameless one should be easy to find... http://t.co/0SRjiCXq

[Anteater Vac Ted @anteatervac]

Not only was it a Monday, but the heat was so unbearable.... The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest to get through.

[Anteater Vac Ted @anteatervac]

@SparkyelDragon @TheToastySloth By the time you finally get a response you will be asleep. Try counting @Lambulance1.

[Anteater Vac Ted @anteatervac]

@TheToastySloth Probably too busy with the anteater movie. That, or @MouseSoldierA27 has them at gunpoint, thus stunting their creativity.

[Anteater Vac Ted @anteatervac]

Just had the worst nightmare. It involved me in a Life Drawing class.... as the model.

[Anteater Vac Ted @anteatervac]

@MouseSoldierA27 This is wrong, let me help. Anteatervac > Dog > Cat > Rat > Cockroach > Mickey Mouse

[Anteater Vac Ted @anteatervac]

I hate working around the dorms. The students keep trying to draw me. Its very awkward.

[Anteater Vac Ted @anteatervac]

@MouseSoldierA27 I suddenly like Dreamworks.

[Anteater Vac Ted @anteatervac]

@AngryProfessor1 Please remind your students to clean up after themselves. I already spend enough time in that building as it is.

[Anteater Vac Ted @anteatervac]

@MouseSoldierA27 I always did like Donald better.

[Anteater Vac Ted @anteatervac]

@TheToastySloth Wikipedia also claims that you and I are related. After watching that video, I find myself mildly disturbed by this.

[Anteater Vac Ted @anteatervac]

I know why the students complain about the food now. I ate some ants on campus and I swear they were covered in pesticide. Disgusting.

[Anteater Vac Ted @anteatervac]

@MouseSoldierA27 Impressive, the mouse knows how to apply text via photo manipulation programs.

[Anteater Vac Ted @anteatervac]

@MouseSoldierA27 I think you'll find this solves everything. http://t.co/9l94QdsK