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[HK @HKFinalThird]

John Obi Mikel says Youri Tielemans to Manchester United, is the signing of the summer.

Chris: "Out of all the midfield signings this summer, who stands out to you?"

John Obi Mikel: "For me, it's Youri Tielemans. Honestly... how did Manchester United get him for £35 million? That's an absolute steal.

I watched him before and during the World Cup, and this is a player who can play as a six, an eight or a ten. He scores goals, he's dangerous from set pieces, he's brilliant on the ball and he rarely gives it away.

The only thing people can say is that he's not the quickest, but he reads the game so well. Out of all the midfielders who've moved this summer, Tielemans is the best signing for me."

[dej @dej_utb]

heard his uncle crankup is dead chuffed

[AB @AB84]

Another banger I’m afraid

[Squawka @Squawka]

COMPARED: Bruno Guimarães vs. Youri Tielemans per 90 in the Premier League last season. 🕶️

[G.T @gingerrtom]

let them die bro.

[Harry 🇪🇸 @Hahahdehwu]

His dad InvertThe must be delighted

[MC @UtdMicah]

Garnacho with one of the best passes you’ll see

[Jessss🕊️ @jessica37895]

C’est incroyable que la façon la plus simple d’enregistrer un PDF soit de faire croire à l’ordinateur qu’on va l’imprimer

[🌪️ @coldvinga]

If this is real he's an absolute prat. So much for all the fans that supported you. Literally going rogue and sinking his value to get a move

[Zito @_Zeets]

One of the richest clubs in the world doing AI slop for a player announcement. No one has any shame.

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

Watching the homeless guy already day drinking while I’m on my way to work

[𑣲𝓳 @luvvraq]

this is top 3 funniest vids on the internet

[37 @UtdHarvey37]

This is what 120M looks like

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

“President Trump is the greatest president of all time. He stopped eight wars.”

“Can you name one?”

“Um… 🦗🦗🦗🦗”

Courtesy @TheGoodLiars

[Chili Dog @RobertJMolnar]

this is the greatest cult of fucking morons in the history of mankind

[EXPRESSIONS OOZING @ExpressionsOOZ]

Arsenal may not have got Vinicius ❌

However Double Chinisus is available ✅

WERE GONNA DO THIS 😭😭

[guyfelicella🇨🇦🍁 @guyfelicella]

Damn socialists...

This is exactly how it starts.
First it's groceries 30% cheaper. Then affordable housing. Then cheaper transit. Then accessible education.
Before you know it, people won't be struggling enough.

[Eto @Jaythemenace0]

They caught me watching Welbeck comps

[Jake @jakeperry97]

Mental that there’s a level of scouse where you sound like you’re from the soviet eastern bloc