Anthony Brooks

[Anthony Brooks @AnthonyBrooks32]

I wish the guy from Sublime was still alive so we could all be honest about what a terrible band that was.

[Anthony Brooks @AnthonyBrooks32]

Due to unforeseen backlash in 2020, Karen is changing her name back to Kitty.

[Anthony Brooks @AnthonyBrooks32]

@eduedoo @GOT_TXBill @jsatter32 @DrewHolden360 Edward Yu, if you’d like to have some real dialog with someone with some insight on the matter you’re asking about, DM me. I don’t engage in these things in a public forum. It’s usually not worth the time. But I’m all for a good private conversation.

[Anthony Brooks @AnthonyBrooks32]

I guess I’m not the sports fan I once was. I just saw a headline that said, “Pelicans pushed to the brink of elimination,” and I was concerned it was environmental news.

[Anthony Brooks @AnthonyBrooks32]

@DuffTyler @kristalley @MatthewCappucci It’s an entry level TV position in the 169 market. People aspire to work in a top 30 market. Complaining about that salary would be like a single A minor leaguer complaining he’s not getting paid like Albert Pujols.

[Anthony Brooks @AnthonyBrooks32]

Well, now I don’t know who to vote for.
https://t.co/X3H2KyQ5Lk

[Anthony Brooks @AnthonyBrooks32]

At this point I’m starting to think someone looked in a mirror and said “2020” three times.

[Anthony Brooks @AnthonyBrooks32]

You guys need to stop with the avatars. You’re only helping the Russians to know what you would look like as a cartoon.

[Anthony Brooks @AnthonyBrooks32]

When this quarantine is over, can “margaritas to go” still be a thing?

[Anthony Brooks @AnthonyBrooks32]

There’s hardly any food at Kroger. Someone must be having a heck of a March Madness watch party.

[Anthony Brooks @AnthonyBrooks32]

I’ve seen two bachelorette parties and not one girl said “woo”. Advantage: Disney. #WaltDisneyWorld

[Anthony Brooks @AnthonyBrooks32]

Tall problems.

[Anthony Brooks @AnthonyBrooks32]

Yesterday Splash Mountain, Haunted Mansion, and Seven Dwarves Mine Train were down. Today, Test Track went down. I’m starting to think this place is being run by a McDonald’s ice cream machine.

[Anthony Brooks @AnthonyBrooks32]

Just overheard a man speaking Italian to his family while in the Italy section of Epcot Center. I don’t speak Italian, but I assume he was saying, “Man! This is just like home!” #worldshowcase #WDW

[Vincent Bruins 🧡 @VincentJBruins]

I don't care about politics. It's freaking cool to see Air Force One fly over Daytona International Speedway.

#NASCAR #DAYTONA500

[Anthony Brooks @AnthonyBrooks32]

Any person who makes it home from a drive through without eating a single French fry is a psychopath and you should stay away from them.

[Anthony Brooks @AnthonyBrooks32]

So. Much. Hate.
Quick, someone post a cat video.

[Anthony Brooks @AnthonyBrooks32]

Oh cool, all @JoelOsteen books are half off.