AntheMan

All I ever wanted was to be followed by you and blocked by your favorite celebrity.

[AntheMan @AnthonyBurgett]

Padding to make your bulge look big. You know what I mean. 😉 To make your velcro wallet look like it has cash in it. #WeirdUsesForFallLeaves

[AntheMan @AnthonyBurgett]

To counteract that weird sound that corduroy pants make when they rub against your thighs. #WeirdUsesForFallLeaves

[Patricia Rae @thePatriciaRae]

#WeirdUsesForFallLeaves
A fall off bikini.

[The Tweetslinger @DALLASNITES]

Man-bun stuffing #WeirdUsesForFallLeaves

[AntheMan @AnthonyBurgett]

Dip em in guacamole and rub em on your genitalia just like the gypsy instructed you. #WeirdUsesForFallLeaves

[AntheMan @AnthonyBurgett]

Bulletproof vest for a snowball fight. #WeirdUsesForFallLeaves

[AntheMan @AnthonyBurgett]

A secret ingredient in beer battered spam. #WeirdUsesForFallLeaves

[Adam B.oo! @BVilivusonline]

Glue together to make a parachute #WeirdUsesForFallLeaves

[Jillian Mrs E @Jillianstardust]

Perfect for walking on when it's quiet and you want to announce your presence #WeirdUsesForFallLeaves

[Alika Hope @AlikaHope]

Add all-natural dried leaves to your soggy cereal to make it crunchy again. #WeirdUsesForFallLeaves

[Brandon Cloud @theclobra]

Post it notes #WeirdUsesForFallLeaves

[AntheMan @AnthonyBurgett]

A hooker once used em to cover my face... and love handles. #WeirdUsesForFallLeaves

[AntheMan @AnthonyBurgett]

The world's most disappointing ninja stars. #WeirdUsesForFallLeaves

[AntheMan @AnthonyBurgett]

#MyFamilyNeeds to take down that GoFundMe page to get me a good psychiatrist. I'm perfectly happy being this amount of crazy.

[AntheMan @AnthonyBurgett]

#MyFamilyNeeds come before my coworkers' needs. Except for Cindy in accounting. She has incriminating pics of me that make me her slave.

[AntheMan @AnthonyBurgett]

#MyFamilyNeeds to not know about my Twitter account. Seriously guys, this is our lil secret.

[Craigonetweetwonder @craigflynn1]

#MyFamilyNeeds to stop asking me to do a dna test , I know when I'm not wanted

[Gnarlton @Crash2411]

#MyFamilyNeeds a few more branches in the tree

[Tommy Vance @TommyVance8]

#MyFamilyNeeds a dad that doesn't watch me shower.