Anthony Foley

I’m here to spill tea and snatch wigs. Dumb AND stupid !

[graet @graetgalaxy]

i never even considered dr. pepper could be a woman. maybe i'm a bad person

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Hitler is canceled!

[Jake Cornell @JakeWCornell]

These towels will endure situations you cannot fathom

[໊ @user0000O0]

I killed myself 50 times in my head this month and it’s only july 2

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

oops

[charles r. davis @charizardavis]

why did we replace harmless white lies with therapy talk? i don't need an essay about how you're setting boundaries so you can't make it tonight, just say your stomach hurts

[ryan @OhItsRyan]

The rain on me for people who do ketamine omg

[barbarelleh @barbarelleh]

the thing about having friends with good politics is that none of them have a boat.

[crucifunker @ghostmotorfingr]

there’s an air of faggotness in the vatican… that’s such a funny thing to say the pope is doing high comedy i’m sorry

[drank gore @thedarkprowler]

it’s funny when italian people are like my family is from sicily. i don’t give a shit man

[bt @b__________t]

sunday night lowkey worse than 9/11

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

To my fellow valets out there: if Caitlyn Jenner wants to drive her car after finishing 11 dirty martinis, just let her

[CHLOTHEGOD @chlothegodd]

I love gay people bc they’re not afraid to be unemployed. That’s so inspiring in some ways