Anthony Hamlin

Marist Alum. Jeopardy Nerd. Won’t reach average life expectancy due to the Mets and ribeyes.

[Anthony Hamlin @anthonyjhamlin]

@PFTCommenter I’m contacting the customer service department at Dude Wipes to get their take on the Ravens game because if anyone knows anything about BAL-WASH it’s them.

[Anthony Hamlin @anthonyjhamlin]

The Driving Crooner

[Beatles Biopics Updates @BeatlesBiopics]

Ben Schwartz was spotted on the set of the Beatles Biopics, any ideas on who he might be playing? 🎬 #BeatlesBiopics

[Anthony Hamlin @anthonyjhamlin]

82-0 without Wilt

[Charley @JukeboxCharley]

Spoiling The Odyssey

[Anthony Hamlin @anthonyjhamlin]

@BonkList @DannyJConrad @StoolMintzy Thank you, Mr List. At least I have the balls to talk shit with my own name, anon. Tell me your real name and then we can talk shit at eachother like red blooded Americans.

[Anthony Hamlin @anthonyjhamlin]

@SNYtv 0-2 turn on a 98 fastball. DAWG. Who cares if he is or isn’t tipping pitches. That’s an absolute BOMBA.

[Anthony Hamlin @anthonyjhamlin]

@TheClemReport happy birthday, birthday bro!

[Anthony Hamlin @anthonyjhamlin]

@elonmusk come on man what is this?

[Anthony Hamlin @anthonyjhamlin]

@PaulFox13 @chasedownleads Paul, don’t get baited by satirical accounts. You’re a great local meteorologist we don’t need you looking bad on social media.

[Anthony Hamlin @anthonyjhamlin]

@DefiantLs Stay at home all day and can’t even defrost the beef

[Anthony Hamlin @anthonyjhamlin]

@EddieBarstool @JeffDLowe @martymush @TheClemReport Eddie all day. Great 1/2 punch there. Especially recently that Steak ‘n Shake is frying in beef tallow

[Anthony Hamlin @anthonyjhamlin]

@Coach_SJSmith @ByJordanKroeger Bullshit. I played a day game before prom and went with a sunglasses tan. Played in the state semis and finals and made it for graduation.

[Anthony Hamlin @anthonyjhamlin]

@JeffNadu Big Ev bookied his way out of a job unfortunately

[Anthony Hamlin @anthonyjhamlin]

@ByJordanKroeger Eh. “Nassau”. May as well be Long Island. The way the players dont give a fuck about the program speaks volumes. At as we’ll be in Wyoming for fucks sake. Have some pride. Not acting like FL ball players

[Anthony Hamlin @anthonyjhamlin]

@ByJordanKroeger Oh I’m sorry I take that back. This is about NY state high school baseball. I take back everything I said. Nothing matters. Fake baseball.

[Anthony Hamlin @anthonyjhamlin]

@ByJordanKroeger Play a fuckin day game like everyone else dude on prom day it’s not that hard

[Anthony Hamlin @anthonyjhamlin]

@DudePerfect @Raiders Yo just watched this again. Still fuckin ass

[Anthony Hamlin @anthonyjhamlin]

@DudePerfect @Raiders Are you fuckin kidding me? This was funny once. Be original one time. All credit to @lilsasquatch66

[Anthony Hamlin @anthonyjhamlin]

@WrestlerHauser You will win an Oscar someday. I firmly believe it.

[Kenjac @JackKennedy]

Wernher von Braun actually designed the world's first paperclips in order to stop the astronaut's mission sheets from floating away while they were in Zero-G.

Google "Wernher von Braun paperclip" to learn more!