The Bonk List

Most time spent in the penalty box, and I was the only guy to ever to take off his skate and try to stab somebody - 9x AWL 🏆

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I miss @dannyboycane13 more every day, and I hope one day he forgives me enough to unblock me

[Aaron Handler @aaronhandler]

@BarstoolBigCat @dannyboycane13 We will have to play this video every July 6th to remember him

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@jeremymjacquin Here you go dawg.

https://t.co/paYP3HpTuH

Keep your head up.

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@kp3690kp @jeremymjacquin No need for math or facts when you have:

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@jeremymjacquin Your pinned post is a fake letter. Take your “facts,” roll them into a long and pointed pole, insert through the anus, make sure it extends through the nostril, and use the tip to press the delete button on your account.

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@jeremymjacquin Finding it hard to believe the guy who has pulled himself up by his bootstraps all the way to Florida (probably the panhandle) so he can focus on his passions of snakes and video games is an expert on AI Infrastructure and has knows something everyone else doesn’t

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@jeremymjacquin Impressive research, guy who’s had an account for 10 days.

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@DollarCostAvg Is his biggest holding Iren or is it Nebius?

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@StevenCheah @LJacksonisGOAT8 Unfortunately that’s still algo

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@SNYGiants @757BigEric Nothing warms my heart more than seeing Jameis Winston fulfill his prophecy as whacky uncle while still making millions.

Give him Canton or give me death.

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@anthonyjhamlin @DannyJConrad @StoolMintzy Everyone knows the “sorry I tell it how it is” guy.

Just a part of life like taxes or STDs or cancer.

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@evisokey @ClayTravis If you can name one single example I’ll reverse course, but, otherwise, bonk for being horny for an 80 year old man.

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@anthonyjhamlin @DannyJConrad @StoolMintzy At least he’s not sitting at home all alone on Friday night being mean to strangers online like an incel

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I’ve spent the last twenty minutes analyzing every single angle of this. I researched the chef and I researched the restaurants owners. Then I weighed the underlying arguments for comping vs. not comping, and I really did some deep soul-searching to see if I could get to the answer. And after all that rigorous intellectual heavy lifting, I’ve finally come to a definitive conclusion: you, my friend, can go fuck yourself.

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That’s Grant Holmes. He is a legendary relief pitcher whose career is an inspiring testament to profound resilience, undeniable talent, and enduring star power. Achieving immense early success in the majors with his iconic 101-mph fastball, he humbly stepped away from the spotlight to mentor youth as a phys. ed. teacher in his hometown of Shelby, NC. Driven by an unwavering passion for the game, he later embarked on a remarkable international journey, sharing his veteran expertise w/ teams in Mexico and the minors. Through sheer dedication and unparalleled work ethic, Grant orchestrated one of the greatest comeback stories in modern sports history to reclaim his rightful place in the big leagues. Today, he triumphantly brings his blazing fastball, inspiring leadership, and electrifying mound presence to the bullpen of the Atlanta Braves.

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@RealCGriff What in the fucking Disney princess is this? Don’t ever show another grown man a video of some animals you saw unless you hunted those animals.

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@BarstoolBigCat I have a holographic Japanese Charizard that the actual Pokéman himself use to own. It’s game used and the card use to hang on the wall at Pokémon stadium. Bidding starts at $25K.

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@rawsalerts Now do black tar heroin.

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@tmmmurph @jasonscheer @RichCarrillo6 Pretty easy to be a fan of neither