peace, love, and crack

slime mold advocate, cum expert, and Grimes apologist

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I've been in situations before that didn't even happen

[bbl septic shock @haleyvemealone]

Guests use the weirdest cups 😂😂 nobody uses that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

The little 30 year old that could

[Buck @BuckOnTwidder]

overheard on the train this morning:

"i think that guys listening to our conversation”

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

part one and i’m already enthralled

[Radec @realradec]

they're doing this to me at work rn

[Ba Sing Se @BaSingSeUpdate]

Bad news for fans of Sokka: he is dead

[Pukicho @pukicho]

Here at fuck you I’m going to kill you company, we care

[SEGA @SEGA]

you can love a character and still admit when they're wrong. we love Shadow but we can acknowledge his flaws (he has none) and we can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he has never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out on his actions (which are always correct)

[tatum @planetgraves]

Has anyone also noticed that they like to lay down for a little bit

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @Hyeyunie]

Sometimes I delete a tweet because I remember I'm 25

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

in line for popcorn and just heard a girl say "i've never seen a movie before"

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

Healing can look like anything. For instance I’m about to do something insane.

[Fiona Szymkiewicz 🏳️‍🌈 @Yoshiandlugia]

I can’t explain but this just makes sense

[Clara @clarabeepbeep]

You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other

[guy @guysxtn]

is anyone making poppers that are mixed with essential oils so they smell nice

[Real Name Bohlale @B_Margiano]

@TshepiMOfficial You're saying something and nothing at the same time.

[carol ★ COMMS OPEN !! @carolzitaass]

boy's hear me out: conveniently attractive female characters

girl's hear me out:

[sliccmic 𖤐 @sliccmic]

if a vampire bit me i would not be scared id probably start jacking it if im being honest