Optimizer

"Be realistic,in every issue,when you are alive"

[MBAH @Mbahdeyforyou]

As a single man, do everything in your power to stay away from married women.

[Money Quotes @MoneyQuotesX]

Stop telling people your plans. Stack quietly. Disappear. Return different.

[PROFESSOR @SIGMAPROFESSOR]

The most dangerous people are those who work like killers and joke like children. incredibly brutal at work, and childlike afterward.

[Ahmad Nguru. @AhmadUsman__]

Being loved by a very expressive person is really a flex.

[Optimizer @anthypocrisy19]

@dullah_abuu Ndoto sio pesa,ila ajira ni uhakika wa pesa,.............

[GehGeh @official_Gegeh]

Every guy want sex at the end. Not me tho, I’m different. I want it at the beginning.

[Optimizer @anthypocrisy19]

@ByCardoJason Kuhesabu hapo una milioni 2 tu

[Dr. Shak🩺 @realbig_shak]

“Don’t have kids until you are financially stable” if our parents went by this rule most of us wouldn’t exist.

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

The availability of women after you've smashed is unmatched😂

[Don @Opresii]

Communication is easy when you’re the guy she wants.

[Samrah @_Chemist1]

If you can spot PATTERNS in people you’re already playing a different game.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

"You just want an easy life". Should I want a difficult one? 😭

[Veloria 🌊 @veloriahq]

“𝘗𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘥𝘪𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵.”

— 𝘍𝘺𝘰𝘥𝘰𝘳 𝘋𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘦𝘷𝘴𝘬𝘺

[Abuja President ⚖️ @AbujaPresident]

People are dying of depression, but they can't tell anyone because y'all gossip instead of helping.

[. @Fimiye]

At university, you realize that:
1. many students are dumb
2. you’re not particularly smart

[Halimah Salmah @MaleAdvocate28]

Make peace with the fact that MEN are superior and there is nothing you can do about it 📌

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

“The purpose of knowledge is action, not knowledge.”

— Aristotle

[ajay @1meajay]

as you dey mind your business, dey observe your surroundings.

[99 Majik @99Majik]

You don’t truly know a woman until she has leverage over you.

[️️ @L1LFAIRY]

NO ONE HATES YOU MORE THAN THE PERSON THAT WANNA BE JUST LIKE YOU