flaccid kiel🅱️asa

the documentation of my daily existential horrors⁣ ⁣ (she/her)

[flaccid kiel🅱️asa @anti_histameme]

whoever’s the owner of the white sedan....you left your vibes on

[flaccid kiel🅱️asa @anti_histameme]

@rmeESQ please have this on when you’re in a drive through and ask if they take large bills

[flaccid kiel🅱️asa @anti_histameme]

@LaurenLabo what book?

[Carriço 🇵🇹 @carrico814]

THIS IS WHY I FUCKING LOVE ESPORTS! #LCS #LCSChampionship

[persona 2 tatsuya suou @akechigoroboy]

i should write somthing

[flaccid kiel🅱️asa @anti_histameme]

@LaurenLabo love you! relentlessly looking up to you!

[The Onion @TheOnion]

https://t.co/uVCSQQwckB

[Jack Raines @Jack_Raines]

Thanks to @elonmusk, I can support a family of 4 via ad revenue by copying and pasting screenshots from Linkedin to Twitter 🙏🏼

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

hate when brands do this

[✰ @koi_takleef]

The stories I used to hear on these tables

[Giallo puddin pops @Suspiria_Goblin]

The Trump robot in Disney’s hall of presidents was 100% a Hillary animatronic they had ready to go that they rush jobbed into Trump when he actually won

[fat motorcycle twins truther. theyre not dead @fart]

time to find out whether i was smiled upon by god or the devil

[Drew Savicki @DrewSav]

James Corden has been neutralized your holiness. Yes they still think I'm senile.

[Lost In Ube @lostinube]

@mondomascots
Yorizo at it again during a B3 basketball game.